i know halloween was two weeks ago just lock in for me real quick
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i know halloween was two weeks ago just lock in for me real quick
Jesus: Well, time for Plan G
Buddha: Don't you mean Plan B?
Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. James had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties
Buddha: Alright, Plan-
John: Don't even bother asking about Plan D, that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Buddha: And Plan E?
Andrew: We're really hoping not to use it. Judas dies in plan E.
Uriel: I like plan E.
Peter: *Posts an extremely low-quality image to the group chat*
Andrew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents.
Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough to buy a canon and fire it at you.
John: Actually, I did the math, Andrew would have $225 not 0.15.
Andrew: That's nice.
Judas: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Peter: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Judas: Get you're own dollar.
Peter: :(
John: Hey I just asked Ananda for clarification and he's right, Andrew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Judas: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
John: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
James: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.
John: Apply juice to what.
Thomas: Directly to the forehead.
Jesus: Horrible job, everyone.
Jesus: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
James: Nope.
Thomas: Absolutely not.
Judas: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through
Peter: I really hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Andrew: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
John: I hope I can go to your funeral, knowing I could have changed that outcome
James: Oh, I think somebody has a crush!
John: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Ananda I just think he's pretty cool, even if a bit weird at times. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him!
*Later that night*
John, very much awake: Fuck.
John: Did Ananda just tell me he loved me?
James: He did.
John: And I just finger gunned him back?
James, rubbing his back: Yeah.
Peter: I CAN'T DO IT!
John, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Peter: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!
Andrew: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Peter: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Thomas: Pete-
Peter: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
James: Pete we gotta-
Peter: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Peter: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Peter, motioning to a crucified Jesus: NOT FUCKING THIS!
James: John you can’t move in with Ananda!
John: Why not?
James: Well, um, how are you going to feel when you see him without any makeup?
John: He doesn't wear makeup.
James: Holy crap, he's beautiful.