#sym john

[incornarei]

i know halloween was two weeks ago just lock in for me real quick

[saintsarefake]

Jesus: Well, time for Plan G

Buddha: Don't you mean Plan B?

Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. James had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties

Buddha: Alright, Plan-

John: Don't even bother asking about Plan D, that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Buddha: And Plan E?

Andrew: We're really hoping not to use it. Judas dies in plan E.

Uriel: I like plan E.

[saintsarefake]

John on an exercise ball: Sorry I'm trying to get to the printer.

[saintsarefake]

John: Time sensitive question how to flirt with boys

Peter: Throw rocks at he.

Thomas: Hot dog.

Jacob: Kill him.

John: Thanks guys.

[saintsarefake]

which of my sym aus would you guys want me to just info dump in one post

and they were ALL roommates (jesus buddha mara lucifer roommates au)

our flag means death au (basically ofmd but sym characters)

the office au (daisuke decides to do film school stuff on jesus and buddha)

mara and buddha are roommates ( au inspired by lucifer and jesus rommies au)

they were all mortals in the modern world (high school/university au)

coffee shop (either an ananda and john au or peter and judas au)

jttw au (michael holds everyone at gunpoint and tells them to help re enact it)

goncharov au (michael's screenplay that got leaked to tumblr by bill gates)

genshin impact au (everything is the same except they're in genshin impact)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

these are all the aus i remember unfortunately ;-;

[saintsarefake]

John: Editor's note, what the fuck?

[saintsarefake]

Judas: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Peter: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Thomas: A realist sees a freight train.

John: The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[saintsarefake]

Peter: *Posts an extremely low-quality image to the group chat*

Andrew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents.

Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough to buy a canon and fire it at you.

John: Actually, I did the math, Andrew would have $225 not 0.15.

Andrew: That's nice.

Judas: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Peter: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Judas: Get you're own dollar.

Peter: :(

John: Hey I just asked Ananda for clarification and he's right, Andrew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Judas: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

John: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

James: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

John: Apply juice to what.

Thomas: Directly to the forehead.

Jesus: Horrible job, everyone.