#sympathy please

[dxckgrxsonx]

I’ve somehow ended up with a paper cut across three fingers and the palm of my hand so if anyone wants to say I’ve got no talents. u are clearly wrong. I have exactly one talent and it’s called: making my hand look hot because im bleeding through multiple plasters.

[cavewaters]

i have a COLD and i'm feeling SORRY for myself

[ginsengstripper]

For the love of god someone please declare ur love for me

[spicy-salamander-soup]

My toilet seat broke while I was sitting on it so that’s how well my day is going. How about yours? :)

[im-not-being-facetious]

What an aesthetic.

[irondads-archived]

I've been coughing so hard I think my dinners going to make a return appearance why is this my life

[petit-poph]

I mean I would have preferred Easter eggs..

[starebee]

I'm feeling less run down and feverish but my cough is sorer and nastier hope I'm better by Friday or work is gonna suck