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There should be a way out other than through :)

#me #anyway cutting and dying my fringe gives me a new lease on life #maybe everything will be okay

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

#real old milk #tasted like sickkkkk #the shop down the road from me does not always sell in date goods #and it had been in the fridge for a couple of days before I chugged it #like I drank so much of it #worst experience of my life #it was unopened and I only just bought it #haven’t drank milk since

kosmogrl

segamascott

Your url is so solid

Sometimes I think it’s gauche to have a yung lean reference in my url but it’s probably been about 10 years so I’m not changing it now

#thank you though

tolerateit

"i need to get soooo much done today" starter pack

fatherjohnmisty

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

#literally

medievalthymes

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

#me whenever I get my hair bleached

tailybones

sacred-portal

bobbole

Job Smeets, Worm lamp

wondersmith-and-sons

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Remaining time: 2 hours 48 minutes

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

#it’s obviously the pig bc of the Black Mirror episode

life-ennder

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.