#synth-en

[saturnslittleguy]

Synth-en ratchet got firestrike acting up-

[moffittarts]

[cas-theghostking]

All my love to when he was on steroids for a minuet

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

I find the scene in "Stronger Faster" where Ratchet flirts with Arcee, and has his little: "How's it humming?" *fingerguns* moment to be so funny, because I headcanon that it's TOTALLY something Ratchet learned from human television.

Because, as far as we know, Cybertronians don't really flirt or have romantic desires the same way humans do, so Ratchet catcalling Arcee the way a human would is kinda like if a human tried to perform a weird mating dance like a bird of paradise. Like that one scene in How to Train Your Dragon 3 where Toothless hops around like an idiot.

Ratchet probably didn't even understand the actual meaning of anything he said or did. He just saw humans doing bad pick-up lines on TV, and copied it because he was high on green space crack.

It makes Arcee's reaction that much funnier, because it explains why she seems less mad, and more confused. Like: "Did he just...perform an alien mating ritual? Did he just pretend to be a human trying to court me? Huh?????"

[cyberrose2001]

Synth-En Megatron; that is all.

synth-en megatron.... if you want your pussy/dick beaten up, that is the answer....

definitley not as strong as the literal blood of unicron, but enough to keep his spike rock hard constantly

omfg imagine megatron pre-gaming synth-en before snorting dark energon that would be insane

[the-starry-lycan]

Nothing like a nice glass of Synthetic Energon to go with lunch! >:3 I'm surprised I made it such a.. striking.. shade of green XD maybe Ratchet is possessing me or something-

The recipe (don't tell any decepticons!) is just.. 1/4 Blue Powerade, and 3/4 Mtn Dew. For any amount, using that proportion. And it's rather palatable, I must say.. tastes like electrolytes! I'm not much a sweet things liker, but this combination ended up being one I won't forget anytime soon. It looks a lot like Synth-En, which is super fun!

(I'm going to make and drink this stuff, even if it is damn sugary and will make me go crazy, mwa ha ha..)

[mychlapci]

Synth-En TFP Ratchet just bring so horny that he starts sending out super powerful rut signals. Mech seduices half the Autobots, a squad of Vehicons, Knockout, and Soundwave. Wakes up hungover strungout from deep stasis w8th Megatron demanding child support on behalf of his amica.

Ratchet on synth-en goes into a chemically induced rut and literally no one is safe. he fucks the autobots stupid. He fucks several dozen vehicons disloyal to the cause. he gives Knockout a fucking so good he’s just a squirting mess afterwards. If Breakdown complains about Ratchet fucking his wife, Ratchet just fucks him too. Soundwave ends up pregnant as fuuuck, his little skinny twig body swelling with a fat ambulance baby so fast that there is no doubt who the baby daddy is.

but i think Synth-En Ratchet should shoot higher. He should knock up Megatron as well. put a baby in that warlord to calm him down a little!

[botmilf]

Ratchet on Synth-En Be Like

"They watered this with the energon of 36 Predacons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Shockwave"? This shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Spark slaughtering necromancer kush. This shit got diamonds on it so you know the regular energon to unrefined energon ratio is fuckin swag. A whiff of this shit?... yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass this shit straight out of Kaon. This shit is what shot Cliffjumper.