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Reasons Why I Think TFP Jack is Underrated:

Welcome to my organized bullet list of why I think Jack is cool. I used to think he was boring too, but now I think he's the goat and here's why:

-He has Main Character Energy, but he's more snarky than most cliche main characters

In fact, he is a petty king:

-He doesn't wanna be on Team Prime at first, but eventually accepts it...

...He then proceeds to BURN Airachnid's ship to the GROUND with a stupid survival kit for babies

-HE DEFEATED THE ALIEN SPIDER QUEEN WITH NOTHING BUT A LIGHTER AND A POCKET KNIFE, BRO

-HE WAS DONE WITH HER BULLSHIT LOL

-Plus he tricked Silas by pretending to beg for mercy, when really, he was stealing his walkie talkie.

-Jack is boring, BUT the fact that Jack has nothing special about him IS his superpower; Miko has the Apex Armor and her brave personality, Raf has genius level computer smarts, and Jack has PURE SPITE. It's beautiful.

-He has zero skills, but he'll figure out how to defeat his enemies anyway, SOLEY because he's tired and doesn't get paid enough for this shit.

-For example, in one of the Titan Magazine comics, Jack literally kicks Silus in the balls

Evidence:

Iconic✨

Apex armor? Cybertronian technology?

Screw that. How about I KICK you in the balls?l

-A true legend

-He's also a mess though, and I relate so hard

-He's so petty he talked two aliens into helping him cheat at street racing to piss off his classmate

-His romantic subplot is treated like a complete joke, and I love that. Normally, the Main Character✨ is awkward, but gets the girl in the end. Not Jack, though. Nope. He just constantly looks stupid in front of Sierra, nothing ever happens between them, and Arcee is just watching with popcorn as his life falls apart. It's hilarious.

Also, if I'm correct, isn't the last time we see Sierra when she sees Arcee's homoform, and thinks Jack has a girlfriend, and then Jack is like "She's my mom😅." And Sierra's all like: "Your mom looks good in leather😐...on your bike😐😐😐😐..." Maybe I'm wrong, but if that's the case, it's funny. Jack is a simp and it gets him nowhere.

-His sarcasm works perfectly with Arcee's sarcastic attitude.

-Also Tailgate is voiced by Josh Keaton (Jack's voice actor) in the flashbacks, so I headcanon that Jack reminds Arcee of Tailgate, and that's why she has such a soft spot for him.

Tailgate and Arcee's dialogue had the same vibe as her and Jack's

Also, it gives more context to why she was so scared to lose him when Airachnid showed up. It would've literally been like losing Tailgate all over again.

-Jack is Team Prime's designated Good Ideas Guy

It was Jack's idea to hijack the spacebridge to send him to Cybertron

It was also his idea to drain the dark energon out of The Nemesis when it came alive and froze everyone

-I'm probably just projecting, he has generalized anxiety disorder vibes

-I feel like he prefers a comfortable, predictable life because he gets nervous easily

-He's always the first to freak out, and overthink, and Arcee always has to calm him down

-And she's so patient with him it's so sweet😱

-I agree the writing behind his existence is meh, and a lot of the cool stuff about him is probably unintentional, but I don't care, so take that!

Anyway, the moral of the story is:

Jack is just an angry little harmonica boy. Leave him alone. He's trying his best😭

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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I find the scene in "Stronger Faster" where Ratchet flirts with Arcee, and has his little: "How's it humming?" *fingerguns* moment to be so funny, because I headcanon that it's TOTALLY something Ratchet learned from human television.

Because, as far as we know, Cybertronians don't really flirt or have romantic desires the same way humans do, so Ratchet catcalling Arcee the way a human would is kinda like if a human tried to perform a weird mating dance like a bird of paradise. Like that one scene in How to Train Your Dragon 3 where Toothless hops around like an idiot.

Ratchet probably didn't even understand the actual meaning of anything he said or did. He just saw humans doing bad pick-up lines on TV, and copied it because he was high on green space crack.

It makes Arcee's reaction that much funnier, because it explains why she seems less mad, and more confused. Like: "Did he just...perform an alien mating ritual? Did he just pretend to be a human trying to court me? Huh?????"

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Question for my Transformers people out there: What's the deal with sparklings?

I know they're basically baby Cybertronians, but like, what transformers media are they from? Are they in the aligned continuity? The comics? Are they a fan concept?

I've been wondering this for so long, cuz I'm seeing these baby transformers all over the place, and I'm like: "WHAT IS?"

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Headcanon: TFP Starscream wears high heels because he loves flying so much, he wants to be close to the sky, even when he isn't in jet mode.

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I recently noticed a detail in tfp that's so freaking iconic I'm gonna blast into orbit. I mean, I guess it's kinda obvious, and I'm just massively stupid for having not noticed (after watching every episode, like, 4,000 times, no less) but I wanna share anyway, because it's so freaking funny, and it wasn't obvious to me, ok?😂 (because I wasn't paying attention LOL).

Ok so, you know how, in "Metal Attraction", Bulkhead and Arcee have this exchange:

Arcee: "I always take point!"

Bulkhead: "Yeah, but Miko likes to sit in front where she can see."

Then Bulkhead keeps walking, and Arcee's like:

Arcee: "No matter where I turn, I'm the third wheel🙄."

And she's all mad because Miko gets to be in front instead of her?

Ok, so, right after that conversation, there's this really wide shot of them walking through the desert, and I always just thought: "Oh, that's pretty scenery. Pretty rock canyon," and thought nothing of it/didn't really look that closely.

But recently, I realized, during that shot, you can see Arcee friggin SPRINTING ahead of Bulkhead to get back in front. And then, in the next shot, she's walking ahead.

MY GIRL IS SO PETTY she basically said: "Screw you Miko I wanna be in front" and ran ahead anyway, despite Bulkhead saying: "Miko likes to be in front." LOOOOOL PETTY ARCEE FOR THE WIN✨✨✨✨💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻