Mar 22
"No because I'm like homo intolerant the same way people are lactose intolerant"
"Girl... You're a lesbian"
"Fuck you I'm a peanut butter bopper"
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"No because I'm like homo intolerant the same way people are lactose intolerant"
"Girl... You're a lesbian"
"Fuck you I'm a peanut butter bopper"
"HOW ARE THEY JUST BITING INTO THE FRUIT AND GETTING IT ALL OVER THEIR FACE?!??"
"most people dont get red itchy skin when in contact with fruit, we're the weird ones"
haters; all metal music is satanic!!! /Neg
Me; MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURRSSSSS /lyr
(song is cigaro by system of a down)
"if jesus had periods do you think they would have like sparkles and rainbows or would it be like. holy. like. celestial period blood"
I KEEP NOT LISTENING TO THE CONVERSATION THEN RE LISTENING AND HEARING THE WILDEST SHIT. WHAT. LMAO????
also WHO is she talking to
"fuck. The bible says we're illegal and don't exist" "which one??" "Lesbians." "No I mean. Are we illegal or do we not exist?" "Oh. I don't know. God fucked up making that one" "Literally." "Literally." "We should make out" "but. The bible." "No bitch US, I'm NOT making out with a bible."
"Well YOURE homosexual AND addicted to cocaine" "Package deal. AND I ENJOY being BOTH of them so THERE" "WELL I HAVE MORE BITCHES THAN YOU. PEOPLE LOVE MY POLISH SWAG" "honey you are AMERICAN"
No because HELP what the FUCK is GOING ON. ALL I CAN HEAR IS:
"Oh my god shut up you WHORE"
"WELL YOU PISSED OURSELF"
"I AM NOT FUCKING THE HISTORY TEACHER"
"Reese's puffs reeses puffs-"
"stop thinking horny thoughts right this second young lady"
"J-J-JEALOUS OF MY SANDWHICH"
"I reckon I could suck dick and smoke a joint simultaneously"
"Everyone hates me:("
"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GETTING US HIGH" (no one heard him 😭🙏)
"And- And then I chugged nineteen bottles of dish soap"
"that was the worst sex I've ever had, he SPRAYED COLOGNE IN MY PUSSY.-" *everyone goes silent* "oh what the fuck CARRY ON EVERYONE. HAHA. UHM."
*far away and echoey* "I can treat you better than that bbg"
*Jesus in The Chosen, suffering and whatever*
Noelle: ok but ive been thru worse *FUCKING BONKS THE AIR IN HEADSPACE WITH A HAMMER AND ACCIDENTALLY HITS ATLAS*