how it started:
how it's going:
simon fucking sat here for an hour listening to Enraptured on repeat while he speedran learning sudoku and then made it almost to the top of the scoreboard on sudoku.com
what the fuck. lmao
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc tvl#sam reid#jacob anderson




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how it started:
how it's going:
simon fucking sat here for an hour listening to Enraptured on repeat while he speedran learning sudoku and then made it almost to the top of the scoreboard on sudoku.com
what the fuck. lmao
A compilation of stupid shit various alters have said that made it to the Discord Starboard
whaddya mean some people don't have a ranboo-voiced internal monologue when they're dissociating
OH MY GODD HE STOLE PUPPIES AGAIN
I SWEAR, THIS MAN-
i am going to divorce him /nsrs -🍒
daski: i need to tell yall about this fucker i share a body with--
simon: --why are you talking about it so aggressively
daski: i went. to 10 weeks of PT for a bad knot in my back. the entire time, one of my exercises was to do Bridges. (lay on your back with your knees tented, then try to lift your butt and back off the ground with only your core muscles) i could not do this, for the life of me. i STILL cannot do bridges. i THOUGHT it was because of some combination of my stupid fucking spine and weight and activating core muscles makes me nauseous as all hell. then. today at Yoga. SIMON--. the instructor goes "you can do windshield wipers or try bridges, whatever works for you" and i tell simon "the back would appreciate the windshield wipers, and also the body cant do bridges" and this fucker. EFFORTLESSLY does a flawless bridge. !???!?!?!?!??!? HELLO???? HELP??? WHAT????
simon: it wasnt hard! like, sure okay, the body's spine didnt appreciate it much, but i fixed my hip position and it was fine
daski: HOW. YOU HELD THAT BRIDGE FOR 20 SECONDS. HOW. I'M???
simon: 😅
silly sys updates for the day:
i woke up and came out to the front room to find simon and ozzie asleep on one of the couches. (this is not rare, and we've actually encouraged it as simon is understandably so incredibly lonely and touch starved and we all realized that him petting his new nonhuman sysmates is fun for all of us involved, and because ozzie is an honest to god lap dog, it's a win-win) but he woke up before she did, and just played the trapped victim for a good couple hours actually. she was laying very much on top of him, but she's not that heavy and he easily could have escaped without waking her. when i commented, he made a big show of she was laying on his arm, so he was ~soooo trapped~. i jokingly asked him if the reason he's so impatient to be able to try out his prosthesis is bc then he'll have two hands to be able to pet us, he cracked the first smile he's had with us. he'd just woken up so I think it was an unguarded, sleepy reaction but still TuT
after he was freed when ozzie woke up, he was sitting at the breakfast bar with chief and delta, and i found this gif that is very much my other daughter, allie
i shared it with simon too because we're introducing him to animals he's never seen before, and he responds; "i wonder what that feels like" so, being the chaos gremlin i am, call allie over, show her the gif, and tell her: "gettim!" XD in her exuberance, she shoved him off his chair and continued for a good minute while he writhed around giggling. she did apologize for knocking him over and made sure she didnt hurt him.
then later he decided to take a swing at the hornet's nest and while sitting with duranos, wenduag, and i, turns to them and goes, "so, you've said you can relate to me with having done dark things in your past. you know mine, what're yours?" he wasnt prepared for their stories xD not whatsoever. (though, not because any of the three's dark secrets are worse than any others; they're all on par, just in different ways)
after that, ozzie returned, scuttled up to simon, and makes the universal sign of "uppies? :3" she has not done this before xD and simon understandably replies, "well, i can try." his physical therapy to strengthen his remaining arm must be going real well because he did in fact lift her! (again, she's not That heavy, but she's at least 50lb, and doing it with one arm.. but she's also sapient so can help herself up without scratching him to death) it looked very much like this xD
she was so happy XD she poked her head up high and stated "now i'm tall :3" (she's 4' 8" tall, for the record)
we are generally such an internally harmonious and easygoing system that when we have arguments and disagreements it's somewhat surprising. we should see this as the wonderful thing that it is. how lucky we are to (mostly) love each other despite, perhaps because of our circumstances.