#t | tbd

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“ that needs bandages. ” ~Theo

Concerned Starters Meme | Open

“It’s fine. I’m fine.” Stiles definitely wasn’t fine but giving Theo any shred of satisfaction that he was r i g h t, felt worse than the gaping wound bleeding out on his calf. “Just help me up, asshole.” He pleaded as orderly as he could without making it sound like he actually needed help. Telling the chimera what to do was much more appealing.

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"I pledge my allegiance to all things dark." from Greenberg

“Are you trying to tell me you’re goth now? Or a Satanist? Because I honestly can’t tell with you sometimes.”

[prxttylittlxpsychos]

"I'm pregnant."

“Congratulations? You might want to invest in a little more roomie numbers.” Lucifer suggested obliviously, giving the witch a drawn out once over in her current form fitting wardrobe.

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send 💗 for our muses to have to pretend to be in a relationship // Claire ?

Rather Cliche RP Memes | Open

Stiles was new to this hunting thing...but this was most definitely the weirdest thing Claire has ever asked him to do. Given the circumstances, that was a feat in itself. The open house was scheduled for today and apparently the easiest way to investigate the haunted premises was to pretend to be potential buyers.

Okay, so the faux marriage part may have been Stiles idea. But it would be easier to sell. All the retail puns intended. Taking her hand easily, he laced their fingers gently as he guided her happily up the porch steps. Introducing her to the realtor as soon as they reached the front door. “Hey! You must be Sara?” He asked the agent as bubbly as ever. “My name is Michael Stark. This is my precious new wife Anna.” Playing up the newlywed card hard, he placed a quick kiss on her cheek and squeezed her hand.

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send 💁 for our muses to be stuck in a small space together // Isaac

Rather Cliche RP Memes | Open

“Isaac! Isaac. Look at me.” Stiles pleaded with the wolf, kneeling to his level to reach out to him. “Isaac we’re gonna be fine. I’m gonna get us out of here.” Somehow. He always had a plan though, right? He would think of something. If Isaac didn’t try to eat him or die in the meantime. “I promise.” A large promise to make or break but he would find a fucking way.

[maryswaywardson]

“And that makes it okay?” (Cas)

“I don’t give a rat’s furry little a s s if it’s a Highway to Hell. I’m goin’ back there as it is and right now, it’s the only friggin’ plan we got. So stay here and wait for the moral righteous way to shine light on a new brilliant idea, but I sure as s h i t ain’t got time.” There were people’s lives on the line — Sam’s life on the line. And if the angel Dean thought was his f r i e n d, didn’t want to do things his way. Then so be it. Would that stop Dean from grabbing his keys off the kitchen table and making a b-line to the garage? Hell no.

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send ® to catch my muse in a state of undress / thatprettylittlething 😈

Rather Cliche RP Memes | Open

@thatprettylittlething

Oh, crap. He was staring. He was reallyreallyreally trying not to — but every time he looked away he caught himself again. Finally covering his eyes via a self displined face palm, he stuttered to try and find an excuse. “IAMSOSORRY.” An apology was all his brain could formulate into a sentence. 

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‘💢⬅’

Wall x My [Your] Muse OTP Meme | Closed

“If you were hoping for your precious Stiles to crawl out the cage I put him in and save you—“ The thought made the fox laugh as he threw the wolf into the nearest wall of bricks. Taking his sweet time to cross back over in front of Derek with a mischievous playful tilt of of his vessel’s head. “Wow, you would be so wrong.” He teased as if this was an innocent game, despite the discorded over tone. “No one is going to save you and he isn’t coming back.”