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[moonstandardtime]

ranboos gonna get glasses and hes gonna do a facecam stream and hes not gonna be wearing them and hell be like "well see they fog up when i wear the mask so it just makes it even harder to see" and ill be like "okay fucko get used to it then. bitch"

[therealtarnshady]

[[some more coping mechanism writing from the skids/tarn time travel au

this is from like, way later in the story and not at all immediately following what i posted before tbh

He has to remind himself that killing Optimus Prime would likely end with him being shot by six Autobot Officers the first time he sees what the Prime calls a “filing system”.

It’s a disaster. (It’s not a filing system. It’s not even filing, data pads on every surface, mixed together and Tarn will eat his goddamn mask if Optimus Prime has any idea where any of them even belong.)

Tarn presses hands over his face and just breathes for a moment. He can hear Skids’ muffled snickering, and the Prime looks a bit sheepish as Tarn counts backwards from fifty and chants I will not murder the Prime between numbers. And then he gets to work.

Optimus, laughing and telling Prowl and Ironhide that it’s fine, is kicked out of his own office; his officers get kicked out with him despite their protests about sensitive documents and classified army plans, and Skids is set to work collecting pads and piling them for Tarn to start sorting through. He actually doesn’t read them, keeping his word about not stealing classified information, only checking dates to figure out what order to file them in before they’re set aside.

He rants the entire time.]]

[iocheaira]

hmm. anyone here watch broadchurch

[lenanotluthorfabray]

[TEXT]: Yeah, no thanks.

[TEXT]: That’s what I thought.

[tommyspeck]

does anyone else have the feel when like. u have to be distracted Enough to do something? Like if im writing i have to have like one person awake i can message every like ten minutes when my brain needs to chill. as opposed to like a conversation i need to pay attention to or like a really active timeline. lik ei used to get work done at like 2 on a school night when my tumblr dash woul dbe chill but not nothing. idk?

[tessa-mcquire]

all da symbols

Send “✆” for a morning text.

Tessa: Morning, Rick, I’m standing outside your room with coffee and something to grab while we walk to classes, open up, please?

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

Tessa: I just wanted to tell you this when we met this morning, but I chickened out, so I will just try and write it to you in a text. Maybe it’s easier like this. After these last few months, when we’ve started to spend more time, I’ve started to feel something. I don’t really know what these feelings are, but I know that it’s because of you. And you make me so happy. I just want to thank you for that.

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

Tessa: lol, im l8 2 class, rick, call me l8 thnx

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

Tessa: wy is ur nam ricky n not ricoooo???Tessa: RICOOO, can u cum and picj me up, plss?Tessa: I wLL LOV U 5EVAH!!!1

Send “✿” for a suggestive text.

Tessa: So, how about we make the dinner at my room tonight? I’m kind of too tired to take on some suitable clothes to go outside my four walls, so would’ve loved to have you here instead.

Send “ø” for a late night text.

Tessa: Ricky? Are you up? I know it’s late, but I really could use some company now, so do you mind a visit now?

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

Tessa: You know what? Sometimes I get so upset over your curls, they annoys me a lot, and I wish that you could sometimes use a hat. 

[youngwildhq-blog1]

mass text

HQ: haahksdsjaha ah

HQ: cnat' find thefd abhtromo

HQ: healp jjme