#t e a

[sherbet-powder]

black tea, iced tea

which do you prefer?

[teaandcheckmates]

Between Earl grey and Lady grey, which do you prefer?

Also have you ever had a London fog (Earl grey tea with steamed milk and vanilla in it)?

Between Earl Grey and Lady Grey?

That’s like asking me to choose between dignity and flirtation.

Earl Grey is decisive, refined, and slightly intimidating. A bit like my grandfather.

Lady Grey, meanwhile, is lighter, more citrusy—she enters a room and everyone immediately feels like they should sit up straighter.

So, if I’m feeling stern and philosophical: Earl Grey.

If I’m feeling whimsical and perhaps about to write bad poetry on a windowsill: Lady Grey.

As for a London Fog—

I... tried one. Once. In secret. In the servants’ pantry, hunched over like a criminal.

I was attempting to be modern. Cosmopolitan. A gentleman of the world.

And then I spilled half of it into a drawer of linen napkins and panicked so hard I accidentally drank the rest in one gulp and got vanilla foam on my jabot.

Still, it was lovely. Would recommend. 8/10. Would not recommend doing it while crouched behind the preserves shelf.

Yours in tea and mild disgrace, — Percy

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

I TOOK MY GODDAMN VITAMIN SUPPLIMENT WITH TEA

I git married an hour ago, Autumn what are you doing to me

[mysticmansionzone]

[dear-ao3]

[inky-duchess]

So here’s the tea:

The eldest princess managed to get herself made Grand Admiral of the King’s Navy. She’s a workaholic who takes her job very seriously. She only likes to wear the male naval officer’s uniform (this is possible because she lives aboard her flagship where she makes the rules rather than at the palace) and she gives the dresses her father sometimes sends her to her first mate, who always says he will send them to his sister. She knows perfectly well that he never does.

[nanbaka-82]

what if i fuck around and actually sleep when I turn the lights off