#t:wanda

[beautifulcircus]

mms 📲 ; wonder twins

WILLIAM: I'm thinking about moving to a house.

WILLIAM: Renting, not buying.

[hcwkguys]

✔ (Wanda)

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

(✉ → sabrina): yes you can come over and watch netflix on one condition(✉ → sabrina): tell your brother you were the one who watched the first half of orange is the new black on my account (✉ → sabrina): he’s gonna kill me, wanda.(✉ → sabrina): i’m too young to die.(✉ → sabrina): i have so much more to do(✉ → sabrina): i know nat isn’t going to take care of lucky after i’m dead. she’s gonna give him straight to kate just to spite my ghost ass. kate’ll spoil him rotten. he’ll only eat pizza, and then when i come back to life it’ll be a whole headache (✉ → sabrina): so me and you can definitely sit down and watch four straight seasons of leverage, but you gotta clear my name first!

[multiversalticket]

⁇ wanda

send ⁇ for a worried text

(✉ → Miracle Babe): hey, you all right?(✉ → Miracle Babe): new york’s gone to shit in a bigger way than usual.

@queenofchcos

[hawkguyed]

✆ wanda

send ✆ for a morning text

(✉ → sabrina): wanda you know i love and cherish you and i am grateful every day for your existence (✉ → sabrina): but if you call me before 9am again i’m throwing my phone in the harbor 

[hawkguyed]

♣

♣ for a gossipy text

(✉ → sabrina): wtf front page of gossip rag says ‘scarlet torch shotgun wedding’ ????(✉ → sabrina): are u married????(✉ → sabrina): i expect to be invited to weddings wanda(✉ → sabrina): i don’t even like weddings but i expect an invite!

[multiversalticket]

ღ

ღ for a friend-crush text

(✉ → Miracle Babe): okay, that thing you did with the guy near central park?(✉ → Miracle Babe): seriously hot.(✉ → Miracle Babe): storm’s a lucky guy, seriously.

[magneticmistrcss]

❋

✳ for a holiday text

(✉ → scarlet sis): today is national mustard day!(✉ → scarlet sis): that’s the grossest fucking holiday i can imagine!(✉ → scarlet sis): but it’s also national chocolate chip cookie day, which is way less gross and calls for celebration. wanna get some cookies?