#t-rex trying

[94monkeys]

I forgot to do my push-ups yesterday. I’ve been in such a fog I didn’t realize it until this morning. That is all too indicative of how my week has been going (not enough sleep, not enough morning workouts, too many carbs in the dark, moving in slow motion, inability to concentrate, general feeling of doom). 

Give me the strength to start again this afternoon even though oof, they are so so hard and somehow I don’t have Michelle Obama arms yet??

[boxingcleverrr]

I secretly can’t wait until it’s proven that scientists put the bones together wrong and T-Rex really didn’t have to go through life with such pointless arms.

[killdeercheer]

albertonykus Let it be known that T. rex short-arm jokes are full of shit. Let's get rid of 'T. rex Trying' and erect 'T. rex Succeeding'!

[crappysketches]

a friend on facebook asked me to draw a t-rex trying to play the drums.

[94monkeys]

T-rex hates hyperbole

I get what you're saying, fitness instructor, but I actually don't want to "burn [my] arms all the way out" today. I need them for stuff, like holding a latte and tapping my transit card and taking my leggings off when I get to the office. Losing temporary use of my limbs is surprisingly not that motivating to me.

[morganrjaffe]

[exterminateallthethings]

I am having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. T-Rex putting on a hat... T-Rex making his bed... T-Rex trying to scratch his back...