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[carcinoarmageddon]

Favorite places in town?

[tA]: how dv and ii got two talkiing that often ii2 an entiirely 2eparate ii22ue but whatever, not the poiint.

[tA]: thii2 all beat2 beiing 2tuck iin2iide all the tiime. for both of u2. much two everyone'2 2urprii2e, ii'm 2ure.

[carcinoarmageddon]

the voices???? who were you hearing on alternia??? who are you hearing now????

[tA]: hell of a que2tiion. kiind of niice for 2omeone not to know. [tA]: the voiice2 of the iimmiinently dead.

[tA]: now? ii'm not quiite 2ure. iit'2 the 2ame old 2ame old though: 'we're all goiing two diie,' etc etc. ii 2uper mii22ed the miigraiine2. (/2) not many planet2 where people aren't gettiing fucked over, ii gue22, and thii2 one'2 2tiill at lea2t half alterniia.

[carcinoarmageddon]

How are you both holding up as of late? :)

[tA]: bad. but hey, thank2 for askiing.

[tA]: we'll be back 2ooner rather than later, but 2omethiing iinau2piiciiou2ly 2piidery came up. liike iin the way that vomiit doe2? yeah.

[carcinoarmageddon]

omg is...is it back??? i read through the WHOLE blog but i gotta know. is it back 🥹🥹🥹??????

[cG]: YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN SAY WITH FULL CERTAINTY THAT I AM IN FACT BACK FOR THE LONG HAUL. THE SUN SETS AND THE HOOTBEASTS SCREECH THEIR CLARION CALL FOR THE GOD OF YOUR WORLD HAS RETURNED. MY MAGNANIMITY AND GRATUITY KNOW NO BOUNDS, TINY GREY-FACED HUMAN.

[cG]: YOU DON’T NEED TO THANK ME, BY THE WAY. I WILL ADMIT THE EXTENDED ABSENCE CAME BECAUSE MY INFERNAL ADRENAL LOBE WAS GORILLA GLUED TO THE SWITCHBOARD AND STUCK HITTING THE BIG RED PANIC BUTTON OVER AND OVER. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A MASSIVE, STEAMING PILE OF HOOFBEASTSHIT, BUT HERE I AM, YET AGAIN, EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS.

[cG]: CALL IT A WEEKLY POSTING SCHEDULE WITH A HUGE WIGGLY HAND.

[tA]: that 2eem2 unliikely but 2ure why not.

[carcinoarmageddon]

In the original post where karkat told us about the world, he said you guys are all still in the medium or at least implied it- is that true?

tA: hey. 2o ii know we agreed ii wouldn't an2wer que2tiion2 wiithout viid, but ii don't feel liike fiixiing iit, and thii2 has been bugging me for a while. ii mean 2traiight up you're riight two a2k iit 2o. tA: two my knowledge? yeah. tA: ii thiink that'2 where we are. tA: ii don't know. but ii thiink 2o. why do you a2k.

[carcinoarmageddon]

Equius gotta be like... the sole reason that the town is functioning. Mechanically speaking of course.

[tA]: iin 2peciifiic, ye2, mechaniically 2peakiing that’2 true. but our 2y2tem2 have been runniing fiine on theiir own for a whiile now. we don’t nece22ariily need him iin there ALL niight and day.

[tA]: be2iide2. ii keep a 2iigniifiicant majoriity of iit all onliine my2elf. not two mentiion ii pretty much memoriized everythiing eq doe2 and how he doe2 iit. you know. ju2t iin ca2e. ii’d defiiniitely do iit way fuckiing wor2e, but he really could take a break iif he wanted two. he ju2t doe2n’t.

[carcinoarmageddon]

Since Sollux won't tell us - Eridan, what's your relationship like with Sollux now?

-- twinArmageddons [tA] began trolling carcinoGentamicin [cG] --

[tA]: kk what wa2 the 2iingular condiitiion of me cooperatiing wiith thii2 iidiiotiic blog? oh yeah iit wa2 MIIND YOUR OWN FUCKIING BU2IINE22.

[tA]: ii’m lockiing you out agaiin, bye. 

-- twinArmageddons [tA] blocked carcinoGentamicin [cG] --

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[cG]: HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH ANOTHER QUICK PEEK STRAIGHT INTO THE GAPING MAW OF HELL. EACH YAWN PRODUCES YET ANOTHER VOIDSPAWN CREATURE, THE SAME WAY SAYING ‘FUCK MIRACLES’ MAKES A FAIRY FUCKING DIE.

HONESTLY I AM JUST BEING DEFENSIVE HERE AND DO NOT HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THESE TWO. I SEE THEM SOMETIMES AT THE FACTORY AND EQUIUS SPENDS THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION PAYING ME DUBIOUS APOLOGIES AND SOPPING UP THE PUDDLES UNDER HIS PITS, AND NEPETA? WELL, LET’S JUST SAY SHE DOESNT WANT MUCH TO DO WITH ME THESE DAYS.

FUCK, THIS ISN’T VERY HELPFUL. SOLLUX?

[tA]: ii have ab2olutely nothiing two 2ay about anythiing remotely eq adjacent, no. undiig your own hole2.