Dec 12, 2024
highlights from physical therapy today:
• “how are you up and walking with bilateral partial hip dislocations”
“like a drunk penguin”
“sounds about right”
• touches my hips “ew tabby what the fuck”
• “have you been using your wheelchair?”
“no it’s really annoying”
“ok well next time be annoyed”
• “your neck is just not doing it for me right now”
• “the muscles around your spine are reminiscent of a marionette after my toddler gets ahold of it”
• “wow your butt has never been this angry before”
and my personal favourite:
• “i’m very proud of you for wearing your neck brace after you fell. i know you love suffering”
