september 18th, hong kong ii
- “i got my dong cut off in hong kong”
- all the moist jokes. WE GET IT ITS VERY HUMID HERE
- “you’re mum is moist” at which phil literally had to exit the stage in shame. dan was in shock. karen didn’t deserve this.
- where are our iguanas. give us our iguanas, you buffoons. fools. where are they.
- “DID I OFFEND ANY CARS 2 AND PLANES STANS HERE??”
- dan babyflossed and hopped and giggled his way through the show he’s so cute
- documentary of their life would be “the amazing documentary is not on fire” they agreed almost too….. empathetically
- dans box contained: the essence of death, the remains of anthony padilla and a whisk (hk we wildin)
- dan would confess if someone gave him a sensual whisk massage
- *general whisk banter, the entirety of karen wanted it to end*
- so much dabbing on dans part.
- (we danced to the final countdown during the intermission and marianne actually yelled at us i’ve never been happier)
- phil hit him twice in the leg
- “YOU WERE THIS CLOSE TO MY PENIS, PHIL”
- dan was trying to get out of the death suit and we wouldn’t stop cheering for him. he told us to shut up.
- so?!? much??!! kinkshaming?? of the back row? if they like dan and phil crafts then they like dan and phil crafts okay
- dan had to make thanos good. he said that he maybe had a point and we all booed him.
- “hong kong i don’t feel so good”
- “everyone that lives in kowloon can live bUT THE REST OF YOU MAY D I E” fuck off dan the outlying islands have feelings too
- phil had to make cute little babies bad. he said that they were secretly aliens with a hundred teeth
- phil’s x-rated lester voice is hot as heck but dan didn’t appear impressed, apparently it goes straight into his mike lmao
- neither of them won dan vs phil, they both shocked themselves and screamed
- for overall dvp across all the shows, they both have 39 points. mumbai ii pull thru
- don’t listen to dans advice ever
- phil gave advice for someone studying law that was going to have an interview for an internship, good advice twelve out of ten ask questions be interesting
- immediately after providing life advice he almost fell trying to stand up. we feel you phil.
- the diss track was… a lot
- shoutout to the kids with the pride flag man, ily
- i cried my cat whiskers off
- they let us out of the venue 45 minutes late. not one parent looked even a little amused.
overall 172646282762738/10 show, i’ll never peak like this again. hk loves u boys <3 非常感謝你們，香港人非常愛你們
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