Fucking
Ok, hell has to have taco bell because it's like the best-worst food. God probably wouldn't want that in the (probably) organic only house that is heaven but in hell satan doesn't give a shit. You could sink your teeth into the heart of a fucking whale in hell but like, imagine being in the true peace that is hell with no expectations for how you live. You're walking around after hanging out with friends. You're hungry as shit. There it is, taco bell. Fuck, theres no whole foods in hell! Theres nothing stopping you from getting a chicken quesadilla! Literally any fucking item on the menu! No fucking diets and no karens telling you how unhealthy it is.
Hell is the true heaven, we all resfuse to accept it.














