-- taciteanEremite [TE] began pestering prowlingHalfstep [PH] at 18:44 --
[06:45] TE: I thought you might wanna know that I'm not plannin' on leavin' my room much today, so if you're plannin' any ambushes, you might wanna save 'em for someone else.
[06:47] PH: wh4 4 4 4 4 4t
[06:47] PH: th4t sounds bor1ng 4nd l4m3 >:o
[06:47] PH: why 4r3 you b31ng 4 l1ttl3 s34sh3l cr4b
[06:49] TE: There's a lotta hogwash goin' on lately that I'm tired of dealin' with.
[06:49] TE: So I'm stayin' right where I am.
[06:50] PH: 4r3 you c4l1ng m3 4 cl34n p1g
[06:50] PH: 1 4m so m4d r1ght now
[06:50] PH: 1m gon4 f1nd 4 w4y to br34k 1nto your rom
[06:52] TE: I wasn't referrin' to you.
[06:52] TE: But if you were gonna use that as an excuse to uh
[06:52] TE: Invade my personal space.
[06:52] TE: Then I ain't in any position to stop you.
[06:52] TE: In fact I might even take that back and say yeah I was callin' you a clean pig. What of it?
[06:52] PH: wh4t k1nd of p1g
[06:53] TE: A miniature pig.
[06:54] TE: Cuz you're little.
[06:56] PH: WH4T NO THOS3 DONT 3V3N H4V3 TUSKS
[06:56] PH: r4ndom qu3st1on but do you h4v3 4 v3nt 1n your rom
[07:00] TE: You could just use the door.
[07:00] PH: -russlin' up in them there vents-
[07:01] TE: ... *THERE SHE IS* What's so appealin' about vent crawlin' that makes everybody do it so much?
[07:01] TE: The only motivation I can wager is bein' a creep who wants to spy on people. *sorry durgah*
[07:01] PH: -she busts through the grate and LITERALLY FALLS ON HIM-
[07:02] PH: B3C4US3 1 C4N G3T YOU
[07:02] TE: *SQUISHED. this is normal by now.*
[07:02] TE: You can get me from the door, too. Not like I ain't easy prey.
[07:03] PH: TH1S 1S MOR3 3F3CT1V3
[07:03] PH: -she sidles up to SIT ON HIM AGAIN, grinning-
[07:06] TE: Howdy. *stares up at her*
[07:06] TE: ... Can't do much entertainin' with you sittin' on me like that.
[07:07] PH: wh4t k1nd4 3nt3rt41n1ng >:o
[07:08] TE: The kinda entertainin' a host is supposed to do when he has a guest?
[07:08] TE: Like... Offer you a beverage... *he's blanking on what else an excellent host may do*
[07:10] PH: how 4bout you t3l m4 4bout th3 p1g13s
[07:10] PH: -she climbs off of him, looking for something to scoot onto, rather than stand-
[07:12] TE: *there's his cluttered bed, a couch, and some bean bags, or the whole floor, really. aside from the bed where he's been nesting, everything is pretty clean.*
[07:12] TE: What about 'em? They're adorable.
[07:13] TE: ... Oh wait, you probably mean... *sighs as he gets up and crawls back onto his bed*
[07:13] PH: y3 1 do! -she climbs up on the bed too cause that's where HE is-
[07:13] PH: -lays on her side and poses-
[07:17] TE: *curls up against the wall with his legs to his chest and eyes her posing.*
[07:17] TE: Joel's gotten himself in a whole heap of emotional turmoil.
[07:17] TE: ... And he don't wanna talk to me about it.
[07:17] PH: 1 thought you sh4r3d br41nw4v3s or som3th1ng
[07:23] TE: Even if we did, it don't change the fact that he won't budge from thinkin' it shouldn't be a big deal.
[07:23] TE: *fidget* Or that nobody cares... Or should care?
[07:23] TE: Even though he oughta know better.
[07:24] PH: so 1 gu3s 1f h3 d1dnt t3l you you wouldnt t3l m3
[07:24] PH: do3s 1t h4v3 4nyth1ng to do w1th h1s w31rd 4n4ny4 th1ng
[07:24] PH: do3s 1t 4lso h4v3 to do w1th h1s brok3n f4c3
[07:25] TE: It's a long story.
[07:27] PH: 1 got t1m3 >:v
[07:27] PH: com3 o o o o on n n n n
[07:36] TE: Alright alright.
[07:36] TE: Well, last night was our annual Monday Family Night Nancho Dinner Party, so we were all at our dad's place.
[07:37] PH: do you h4v3 4ny n4chos l3ft
[07:39] TE: No... Oh, actually. *takes out the nachos he forgot to give to joel from his sylladex and hands them to her*
[07:39] PH: -grabs the nanchos and stuffs them into her FACE-
[07:39] TE: Yeah, anyway...
[07:39] PH: dsgfsdjfglsdf -nancho noises-
[07:39] TE: *makes a face* ... Joel showed up with his busted nose and of course my dad Dirk was all over that like ugly on an ape. Fussin' and bein' a real pain about it.
[07:39] TE: So, Joel went off. You know how he does with his theatrical nervous ramblin's.
[07:40] TE: Explained how he humiliated Ananya by being upfront with her about... Um. Not being interested, with a major emphasis on not bein' /able/ to be interested in her. Which resulted in him gettin' decked, as we know...
[07:40] TE: He was all worked up by the end of it and had to leave dinner. I tried talkin' to him later but he kept insistin' it was nothin'... Even though he was still in a tizzy when I saw him.
[07:40] PH: -GULP CRUNCH CRUNCH-
[07:41] TE: (Do you gotta eat so loudly?)
[07:41] PH: 1 n3d dr1nks for th1s to
[07:41] TE: *breaks out a can of good old mountain dew*
[07:41] PH: -grABS IT and chugs-
[07:42] PH: 1 h34rd most4 th4t
[07:42] PH: 1s h3 h1d1n 1n h1s hol3 to
[07:44] TE: Dove and I are kinda conspirin' to bug him some more though.
[07:44] PH: ok but f1rst of 4l why not n4n4n4y4n4n4
[07:44] PH: -SNIFFS and peers at him-
[07:47] TE: ... You mean, why don't he like her?
[07:48] PH: 1 m34n 1m pr3ty sur3 3v3ryon3s l1k3 o o o o 4n4ny4 o o o o o oth3rw1s3
[07:48] TE: *looks off* She is pretty cute.
[07:48] PH: r1ght to my f4c3 to !
[07:48] TE: Um. You're cute, too.
[07:49] PH: wow w1th 4n um
[07:49] PH: w3l your3 4bout 4s cut3 4s . . .
[07:50] TE: *now he's just thinking about wagging tails and that is actually very adorable, but they're getting off topic*
[07:50] TE: My dog butt face aside,
[07:50] TE: He's just not interested in um...
[07:50] PH: o o o o o o oh
[07:52] PH: wow th1s could4 b3n solv3d 1n l1k3 t3n s3conds huh
[07:54] TE: But he's real standoffish about the whole thing.
[07:54] TE: I don't think he... wanted people to know that about him?
[07:54] PH: -she flops onto her back-
[07:54] PH: 1s th1s som3 w31rd hum4n th1ng 1m not gon4 g3t
[07:56] PH: now 1 dont got4 both3r g3t1ng 1t
[07:57] TE: Well... I'm gonna talk about it anyway.
[07:58] PH: oh com3 on just l34v3 1t 4s som3 4l13n th1ng
[07:58] PH: you got4 do stuf w1th your front f4c1ng usb dongl3s
[07:58] PH: b1ng b4ng bom
[07:58] TE: *hides his head in his hands*
[08:01] TE: *unhides after a solid minute of silence* Anyway,
[08:05] TE: I can't say I really get it neither, but... I know that there are certain er... Stereotypes associated with different human... sexualities?
[08:05] TE: And I know Joel really hates bein' labeled, or livin' up to certain expectations such as that.
[08:05] TE: So I figure he's... ashamed of bein' that way. Cuz of course he don't like girls, given our upbringin', or somethin'...
[08:05] TE: That don't make much sense to me, though. I like girls.
[08:06] PH: h4 h4 dork you l1k3 m3 -she punches his shoulder-
[08:07] TE: Ouch. *rubs his shoulder with a pout*
[08:07] PH: ok4y so wh4ts your pl4n
[08:08] TE: Um. I dunno yet.
[08:09] TE: I think she just wants to wrestle him.
[08:09] PH: 1 l1k3 th3 pl4n
[08:09] PH: 4r3 you gon4 wr3stl3 to
[08:09] TE: I don't like wrestlin'.
[08:10] PH: wh4t 1f 1 wr3stl3d you >;)
[08:11] TE: ... *he seems to actually be torn about this*
[08:13] PH: -grinning as she leans towards him-
[08:26] TE: *BLUSHES* Ah--Actually... I just remembered somethin'. I didn't just invite you over so I could whine. *QUICK ABSCOND in the form of him crawling away and then rummaging through a collection of wood carvings he has on the other side of his room*
[08:27] PH: -the quick abscond has her confused but she plops back down to tilt her head at him-
[08:34] TE: *pulls out a staff with the head of a dragon intricately carved into the top. scales and spikes and all! he returns to her side, only to bonk her gently on the head with it* I um...
[08:34] TE: Made this for you.
[08:35] TE: *he blush more*
[08:37] PH: 4CK -flails at the bonk-
[08:37] PH: -she snatches at the stick, examining it from every which way she can manage, twirling it in her hands and shifting it back and fourth, examining the intricate carving on the head.-
[08:41] TE: *wringes his hands nervously* What do you think?
[08:44] PH: 1TS PR3TY GOD OK
[08:44] PH: -she hugs the stick and looks away-
[08:45] TE: ... *lopsided grin*
[08:45] TE: I'm glad you like it.
[08:47] PH: ! GU3S 1L US3 1T OR WH4T3V3R TH4NKS
[08:52] TE: You're welcome. *he is strangely pleased and proud of himself. what a weird feeling for him.*
[08:52] TE: *takes a seat beside her again*
[08:53] PH: -she kiiinda leans on him once he does, resting her head on his shoulder-
[08:53] PH: you n3v3r s41d you d1d th1s stuf
[08:53] TE: ... Cuz I didn't think it was all that interestin'.
[08:54] PH: WHY NOT ? ? ?
[09:00] TE: But it doesn't seem um... I dunno.
[09:00] TE: Bein' able to carve things.
[09:00] PH: c4n you m4k3 mor3
[09:02] TE: *he's smiling again, bashfully* Sure I can.
[09:03] PH: but m4k3 1t h4v3 t3th
[09:14] TE: ... Interestin' request.
[09:14] TE: I can do that.
[09:15] PH: 1 W!L B3 TH3 JUDG3 OF TH4T
[09:21] TE: Well, if you like it as much as you like this... I think I'm prolly safe. *grins and finally leans back against her, his head on hers*
[09:21] PH: 4t l34st your3 not tot4ly bor1ng
[09:21] PH: jo3l sp1l3d th3 oth3r b34ns tho
[09:28] TE: What other beans?
[09:29] PH: th3 b34ns 4bout your l1l shoty hoby
[09:29] PH: w1th th3 p41nt sph3r3s
[09:30] TE: Those beans...
[09:31] PH: 1m gon4 g3tchu
[09:32] TE: *thinks about this* ... That'll be fun, actually.
[09:32] PH: not wh3n you los3
[09:35] TE: Well... I might lose. But I don't think I will, in this case.
[09:36] PH: 1t w1l b3 so sw3t to s3 you dr1v3n b3n34th my bot
[09:36] PH: h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 !
[09:38] TE: Don't that get borin', though? *tilts head to look down at her*
[09:41] TE: You trolls are awful weird. *sneaks a cheek smooch*
[09:41] PH: >:O! -at the smooch-
[09:41] PH: l1k3 you 4r3nt t3n t1m3s w31rd3r
[09:42] TE: Nuh uh I'm normal.
[09:42] TE: So normal it's dull.
[09:42] PH: not compl3t3ly
[09:42] PH: you m4k3 dr4gons
[09:42] PH: dr4gons 4r3 4w3som3
[09:49] TE: ... Alright. Then I'm just mostly dull. *you win this round, little*
[09:49] PH: 4lso you h4v3 M3 1n your l1f3
[09:49] PH: 4nd 1 4m so r4w 4nd r34l
[09:49] PH: your3 col3r b31ng n34r m3
[09:50] PH: 3v3n though you 4lso m4k3 m3 mor3 of 4 dork by b31ng 4round you >:/
[09:58] TE: *he snickers about this. why does it tickle him so?* That's a real double edged sword right there.
[09:58] PH: 1m r34ly g3n3rous
[09:58] PH: your3 w3lcom3
[10:02] TE: Yeah. Thanks a million. *finds himself playing with her hair a little because it's long and pretty oops*
[10:03] PH: -she putts a little at the playing, shifting herself so that she's no longer laying on his side but across his lap-
[10:09] TE: Oh. Ok. *he blush as he continues to pet and draw his fingers between curls*
[10:09] PH: *but with quirk))
[10:10] PH: -she holds one up- do 1t your3 god 4t th1s
[10:23] TE: ... *takes it* Um. Ok... *he's never brushed a girl's hair before?? it shouldn't be any different from playing with the hair, but for some reason this feels even more intimate. gulp! he gets the nerve to start brushing, very carefully...*
[10:23] PH: -she doesn't seem to care how well it's done, really, just the fact that it's BEING done. she's got a ton of hair tbh-
[10:26] TE: *THERE'S SO MUCH HAIR. he's afraid he's going to get lost in it, but after a while, he relaxes and falls into a rhythm with it*
[10:28] PH: -good brush slave-
[10:53] TE: *after a while of brushing, he stops to lean over her enough to look her in the eye* ... You're quiet.
[10:54] PH: -she blinks lazily up at him-
[10:54] PH: dont g3t us3d to 1t
[10:55] TE: ... Darn. *she looks so tranquil, though. it's nice.*
[10:55] TE: *leans the rest of the way to give her another quick kiss.*
[10:56] PH: *She leans up into the kiss, but still snaps her fang at him, just to keep him on her toes-
[11:05] TE: Wah! *pulls away to avoid getting bit and frowns at her. baps her nose lightly with her hairbrush*
[11:06] PH: -SHE WRINKLES HER NOSE AT THE BAP- rud3
[11:09] TE: You're the rude one.
[11:09] PH: rud3 th4t you dodg3d
[11:14] TE: Ok. That makes more sense.
[11:14] TE: You're still ruder though.
[11:14] PH: C4NT B3 T4M3D
[11:14] PH: -she steals the earlier offered kiss-
[11:25] TE: *oh ok. he is pleased by this and leans back in to press against her, thinking about what nice lips she has. this angle is a little awkward and straining on the neck, though*
[11:28] TE: Or maybe you could sit up.
[11:29] PH: 1 l1k3 1t h3r3 !