#taco mayo

[kply-industries]

[duranduratulsa]

Watch "Taco Mayo commercial (1994)" on YouTube

90's Fest Commercial of the day: Taco Mayo "Taco Mayo me baby" Commercial #commercial #ad #tacomayo #tacomayomebaby #90s #90sfest

[thisiswhymomworries]

tmi, NOT FOR SQUEAMISH PPL

so I know Chipotle and Taco Bueno will clean out your insides like a power hose washing out a dirty garage, and that’s why I prefer Oklahoma’s own regional fake-mex fast food stop, Taco Mayo

despite not being mexican at all and decorated with too many cactuses, Taco Mayo has never once liquidized my insides. I like that in a restaurant. since Chipotle gift cards are still being marketed this holiday season, I suppose some people do not share this opinion and willingly eat Chipotle with their assholes pre-stretched and ready to go, but I personally appreciate Taco Mayo’s gentle and loving approach

except tonight, Taco Mayo bitch slapped that appreciation out of my offering hands and made a deal with God to test me like I’m the reincarnation of Job so that I may relive all of his trials directly through my asshole

and much like the story of Job, there was no happy ending tonight. despite being agnostic, I was driven to prayer, begging for forgiveness and salvation, but unfortunately, God’s response to me was pretty similar to how He viewed Job’s suffering, which was “haha neat”

and so I prayeth-ed unto the Lord and the Lord said,

“nice to hear from you again, but you know what would be really cool? if I put the Hoover Dam directly behind your asshole and then let it burst”

it did. despite my prayers, unspeaking sins were committed in my bathroom. but I tried again, praying unto the Lord. and the Lord replied,

“haha that’s rough buddy. I heard you like Blastoise though. congratulations, your asshole just learned Hydro Pump”

it was super effective. still, I cried for mercy. and the Lord snapchatted back,

“lmao maybe u ungrateful fucks should be more careful with Yellowstone bc I just made a new Old Faithful”

and the shit did erupt

so that’s the story of how I died and currently am dead. the messed up part is that the devil didn’t even want my soul and is currently in an argument with Jesus about return policies on damaged goods while I lay here twitching in the ninth circle of hell

[shelbaaysparkless]

Don't ask & I won't tell. (:

[tatum-nicole-notnormal]

I was driving by my local Taco Mayo and the had a sign that read hot jobs, but I read it as hand jobs. Not the Taco Mayo I know

[snagglethetzu-blog]

-sigh- Waiting to pick up Mammas best friend Abby from work. She didn't even bring me any tacos!

[sassygirlstories]

Has anyone ever realized that Taco Mayo means May Taco......I just thought about that today

[zawmbie-blog]

I would kill your entire family for a large order of potato locos right now.