That ADHD feel when you mention to someone how happy you are to have found a decent brand of frozen food so you don't have only garbage to eat on THOSE kind of days, and their response is 'oh why didn't you ask me I have a ton of super simple recipes for when you don't want to cook' and then they go 'just chop an onion and then...' No. Bless you and your neurotypical heart, mom, really. But you want me to interrupt my doom scrolling to *checks notes*
1. Find an onion that's miraculously still edible
2. Get the onion
3. Get a knife
4. Get a chopping board
5. Peel the onion
6. Throw away the peel (or live with the guilt of it just lying around on the kitchen counter for all eternity)
7. Chop the onion horizontally
8. Chop the onion vertically
9. Get a bowl
10. Put the onion in the bowl
11. Wash the knife
12. Put away the knife (or live with the guilt of it just lying around on the kitchen counter for all eternity)
13. Wash the chopping board
14. Put away the chopping board (or... you get the gist)
And then I'm STILL NOT DONE?!???
I'd really like to be able to JUST chop an onion, mom, but no. I'll take my frozen food thank you very much.
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