#taekook selca

[darkangelhome]

taehyung pls we need the video ;_;

[ilvkoo]

⭒dᦅ nᦅt repᦅst

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[iyoocult]

taekook pics !

[katherinsane]

Taekook selca by me 💜

Taekook 💜

feel free to use it as wallpaper 💜

Always tag me if you use/repost my drawings 🖊️

twt: @/katherinsane

[jkbleep]

to be young and in love in New York City to not know who I am but still know that i'm good long as you're here with me to be drunk and in love in New York City midnight into morning coffee burning through the hours talking i like me better when i'm with you i like me better when I'm with you i knew from the first time, I'd stay for a long time cause i like me better when i like me better when I'm with you, i don't know what it is but I got that feeling waking up in this bed next to you swear the room it got no ceiling if we lay, let the day just pass us by i might get to too much talking i might have to tell you something

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ             don't repost

[babytaekoo]

(c) 912_DELL

[whalien51]

#free namjinyoonseokvminkook

shitpost,but I was lowkey angry when I made this.

tw: twitter; tw: toxic taekooker tweets; tw:sarcasm

(all are from yesterday so by now BTS might have all married each other,I don’t know)

facts.

so,I don’t make a habit to go look for Taekook tweets,but yesterday I just wanted to see other army’s reactions to Tae’s song,so,with a few wrong turns,I ended up here and... I wish I didn’t. ..what the hell?? (AHL Jimin voice)

There’s normal taekookers who are just enjoying the content,those are not here. But there also seems to be a k-drama script competition going on. The plot holes are pretty bad.

these are the facts

these..are getting a bit creative already.

Honestly I’m more worried about JK’s molar just falling like that. This is at least pretty solid,plot wise. It looks like a date.

They just had to go to an American artist’s concert to learn how to become free. Harry Styles baptized them and they are now reborn. They can finally express all they couldn’t say during the years they were chained in bang pd’s closet in backwards Korea.(/s)

Jin and Namjoon had their boyfriend reveals first,and each got two of those. Sorry taekook,you’re third place. It’s all that freedom built into the app.

Insta is really so much better than Weverse,which is controlled by bighit,and Twitter,which is controlled by bighit and and concerts,where there are always three bighit bodyguards on stage with guns ready. In case Taekook want to do more than declare their love through coded selcas. Stuff like hugging and dancing with each other and doing other gross gay things on stage. The other members have attempted corrupting Taehyung or Jungkook on stage,but the bighit boss took pity on Taekook’s pure love and stopped it. Or hasn’t. That part is always ambiguous.(/s)

3k for this one.

Wait,I thought that expression meant discomfort? We’ve been taught like that? It was the same face JK used to make at that backup dancer (not part of BTS,BTS is 2!) who for some reason kept bothering him and spending all time with him. Guess JK was so traumatized by the whole ordeal his face remained like that and now he can’t look at people except with disgust. This is disgust,right?(/s)

 ..I know how to recognize this one at least! I learned from the great tk-lives. Repeat after me:if someone touches JK and his face stays neutral,or he moves away,that’s a sign he’s being harassed and screaming for help on the inside. (/s)

....

...ah you want them to shut up so no one can catch Taehyung in the gross disgusting act of touching JK’s thigh. ok ok,we’ll pretend we didn’t see it. (/s)

I see like two other photos with two people in them. But those are just other bighit controlled couples. You wouldn’t guess how powerful bighit is.

TK,as the only REAL real couple,were forbidden from posting pics where they are sitting next to each other and tagging each other. SCANDALOUS.

They better post pics in bed together while they’re still free and still can loudly proclaim their love. We don’t want any misunderstandings after all. Perhaps they are still shy? Not used to be able to take selfies together,it’s such a luxury for them. They were kept apart in isolated cells for 8 years after all.(/s)

Forced to pretend to be in love with other people (selca together means love,no?)

Taehyung is barely enduring the pain (/s)

....you know,by now I’m actually getting invested in this star-crossed lovers drama already. 🍿🍿🍿Tell me more. oh,Yoongi posting a pic from Alcatraz was in support of their freedom. It all comes together (/s)

harassment? i thought we weren’t supposed to talk about it?(/s)

He’s being forced by bighit,I thought we went over that already. They are filming paid content now. Paid content is bighit lies. Or was that free content,it keeps changing. They didn’t have instagram and harry styles yet,how could JK have known he was allowed to touch TH? (/s)

(namgi in the back,tho..)

(squish)

(sorry i got distracted by yoongi’s cheeks)

they are violent because they can’t stand it. 8 years without instagram,and waiting,waiting for their chance to escape. when will freedom come.(/s)

(namgi in the back are already married)

Thanks,I had a laugh. Jimin is probably doing the same,with TH and JK on facetime,talking about their own stuff while the fandom is on fire(or maybe it stopped burning by now). The hate isn’t visible when you don’t follow anyone,like this.

But these sad clowns should better change their view of what a healthy romantic relationship looks like. If your man treats you the way imaginary Tae and JK treat each other,fucking run. One date a year and tons of excuses why he can’t post selfies with you? RUN. Honestly,get out of that imagination. There are much more healthier ships out there.

Might I interest you in some Vminkook?

vmin?

....taejin??? ..

taegi?

Sorry,I forgot everything else is disgusting bighit fanservice. (/s)

...what exactly are you a fan of then? A group of seven people,five of which you treat as just irrelevant extras with no talent or agency? Just so you can fantasize about the two remaining ones. Who are obviously lovers forbidden to act close by their company,but who each spend more time and are more affectionate with those useless bandmates than with each other? so...where’s the joy in that?

fuck this shit

Taehyung,Jungkook and Jimin deserve better than this. They just wanted to share a photo with us. It was a really cool photo,and Taekook looked happy. Thanks to losers like these I can’t even enjoy any of the personal content BTS so freely share with the fans now. You think I was objecting to the freedom? I want to know who BTS really are,what they like,what do they like sharing.

I hope we won’t lose that chance because a bunch of obnoxious entitled “fans”(you aren’t fans,really) thought winning their ship was was the most important thing.

[vantevenus]

i will never not think about you