#tag!!

[toonydarling]

rp based doodlies i think i shall post...

[waywardmillennial]

ranch is a (love) metaphor

Dan and Phil Massive Pizza Mukbang 2 | We Fight Over the Best Sauces of All Time

also cross-posted to my yt channel

[transcript under the cut]

Dan: Just get it in this chip. Ranch. [Dan making moaning noises] Dan: Oh my god. Phil: Are you having a moment again? Shane: Ryan, I think I know your number one. Ryan: I think people are going to really get pissed off by this. Shane: Really? Ryan: Look, it's a trash pick. Shane knows it because I ask for it every time I'm at a restaurant. And that's why it has to be number one. Shane: This was probably my six. Ryan: My number one is - I'm actually going to have Shane say it. Shane: Ranch. Ryan: I literally ask every restaurant I go to, "can I get a side of ranch?" Shane: He asked in England and what did they bring you? Ryan: They brought me mayonnaise with pepper in it. Shane: Black pepper. Ryan: They literally googled what ranch was and then tried to replicate it via the picture. Dan: Let me tell you Phil, I don't know what the fuck ranch is but it was sent here from god. Ryan: If ranch got removed from earth, remove me too. Steven: Woah! Ryan: I don't want to live in a world without ranch. Dan: You know how it's like we were put two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall - Phil: Yes. Dan: - and we met via the internet - Phil: Why are you-? Dan: - and created this thing called Dan and Phil. The ingredients of ranch were put in this universe by god - Phil: Sure. Dan: - for the singular purpose of coming together to become ranch. Phil: So we are a ranch metaphor. Dan: Hell yeah. Shane: It really … [stammers] I regret not making it my number five. Can I change mine? Ryan: Oh! Yes, yes! Shane: Can we get a marker? Steven: Are you going to erase? Shane: You don't know what I'm about to do. Steven: Wait wait wait - what's happening? Shane: How do I want to do this? What do you think's going on here? I'm sorry that I've broken this show! Ryan: I would like you to start with your number two. Shane: My number two is - cheese sauce. Ryan: Oh shit! Wait a second! Steven: What! Ryan: Yes! Yes! Shane: That's right, folks. And my number one it's gotta be ranch. It's gotta be ranch. You've done it. You've changed my one. The love that you have for ranch reminded me of the love that I have in my heart for ranch. Shane: That was initially my number one but as much as I've enjoyed cheese sauce in my life - Ryan: - you're not asking for it everywhere. Shane: What am I doing? Who am I to turn my back on ranch? Number six? Ryan: Exactly. Shane: I should be ashamed of myself. It's ranch. It's always been ranch. Steven: Oh my god. I just watched like "Love Actually".

[shoniebalognie]

ten songs on repeat

Thank youuu @thatfanficstuff ILY 😘❤️!!! This was lowkey so hard for meeee

1) Willing and Able by Noah Kahan

2) All them horses by Noah Kahan

3) Shrike by Hozier

4) Swan upon Leda by Hozier

5) Arsonists lullaby by Hozier

6) Deeper than the holler by Randy Travis

7) I need you by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw

8) Carrying your love with me by George Strait

9) Sun bleached flies Ethel Cain

10) Normalcy by Gigi Perez

(Honestly anything by Hozier, Noah Kahan, and country music before 2010 back when they yearned for more than beer fishing and ass)

NP tags: @robinavitchslut @robbyxabbot @popecodysgirl @punkgeekcryptid @msrvitchlvr

[namelys]

Trailblazer!reader iss sooo yummyy like yeah i live for my main character moment!!

[serendipnpipity]

WIP ask game! Inspired by when Misty did this last June.

rules: choose a title from the list and give me YOUR guess on what it's about. the only hint is... all mine are either a phanfic or a wicked fic. go wild.

Life's a Game, Wanna Play?

The Prophecy: Chapters 3-5

Hemma (Assembly Instructions Included With IKEA Purchase)

Paper Faces On Parade

Unconventional Ways of Falling In Love

lion 2 u

If You Care To Find Me

While You Were Sleeping

Hands Touch

in return, I will tell you: - its ranking (wip heaven, purgatory, or hell based on how often i make progress)(inspired by this post) - a little snippet or blurb of what it's about!

tagging @proudsnackeezowner, @bewareofthenewphannie, @jonsaremembers, and @antiadvil if you wanna use these asks, too. and anyone else who would like to join in, please do!!

[sertrallne]

ON REPEAT - OC TAG

♫ hot - seventeen because dante always feels hot.

♫ watch it - the boyz because sebastián is that mv.

thanks for the tag, sweetie pie @flovoid <3 and i tag @pralinesims, @nefarrilou, @yoovior, @van-yangyin, @bloody-soda.

[jean-loo]

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