Red Dead Redemption x modern!reader (Part 4)
There’s probably gonna be a lot of these, sorry not sorry
•Sean, Lenny, & reader @ the Mt Shann UFO encounter:
•Sean: “what the shit what the shit what the sHIT??”
•Lenny: *looking through his binoculars* “whAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
•Reader, completely chill with the whole thing: *shrugs* “I dunno, aliens I guess.”
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•Arthur & reader helping the killer prostitute:
•Prostitute: “Ya know there’s a pig pen not to far. Dump the body in there and they’ll eat him up in no time.”
•Reader: “The fact that you know that really concerns me.”
~Bonus~
•Prostitute: “You have no idea what happens to us working ladies, do ya?”
•Reader, visibly confused: “...butt stuff?”
•Arthur: *sighs*
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•Reader, on the ground: “Here is where I lay, now is when I weep.”
•Trelawny: “...are you okay?”
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•Reader: “Hey jack, how’s your day?”
•Jack: “Cool! Earlier, I saw a rat by the horses hay!”
•Reader: “ooh, did that rat look like Micah?”
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•Reader, poking a headless body with a stick: “So no head?”
•Arthur: “(Y/n) we are trying to find a seriAL KILLER!”
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•Reader can speak Spanish:
•Javier: “Eres terrible cazando.”
•Reader: “cállate, tu madre te compra mega bloques en lugar de legos.”
•Javier: “jodidamente toma eso de vuelta-”
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•Reader @ Micah: “I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse.”
•The camp: “OOoooOoo-“
