I love the hilson ship and everything but it's not because House is constantly like "me and wilson should fuck nasty"
I feel like the best evidence supporting the ship is the more platonic situations like their strong friendship and reliance on each other no matter what.
House saying horny shit and flirting with Wilson doesn't read to me as being exclusively "relationship-y" because some of the gayest shit you'll ever hear will come from the convos between 2 straight guy best friends













