Needed to wait for the CD booklet for this one. As you may already know, Takavoltti is about the period during/after ESC when Käärijä got asked to do this and that, and he said yes to everything. Please check my notes at the bottom to make more sense of the lyrics!
-Emmä tiiä kolisee jos kolisee mut mun on pakko sit koittaa vetää tosi matalalla
-No varokaa
-Mä meen
-Noni
-Joo
-No mennää alta pois
-Mennää
-Anna mennä
-Oijoijoi, hyvä Kärtsä
-Rap-artisti Käärijä ja takavoltti
-Kärtsä Kärtsä
-Voi vitsi
-Melkee
-Ei se, ei sille sattunu se vaa näyttelee
Tekevälle sattuu ain sattuu ku tekee
Ku tekee ku kipee ni kipeetä tekee
Oon yllytyshullu ain hulluksi yllyn
Ja tää hullunmylly on kylmempi kylpy
Mua viedään maanantai tiistai keskiviikko
Torstai perjantai ja
Lauantai sunnuntai
Saldona muutama ai vittu ja paikat
Paskana painelen eteenpäi
Like any other day
Anyway, baby hey
I'm okay okay okay
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä heitä takavoltti
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä vedä caba tonni
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommil
Ei vittu ei kai se nyt oikeesti hypänny
Kyl se hyppäs
Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii
Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin
Vaikka silmä turpoo kii
Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Mut ai hitto mun olkapää
Tekevälle sattuu ain sattuu ku tekee
Ku tekee ku kipee ni kipeetä tekee
Täst roolista ryydyn mut hymy ei hyydy
Oon syypää sun hymyy siks
Rooliini tyydyn
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä heitä takavoltti
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä vedä caba tonni
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommil
Ei ei ei se oli läppä
Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii
Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin
Vaikka silmä turpoo kii
Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Bändi säestää tunnelmaa
Kun tää Kärtsä moshpittiin sukeltaa
Ja ihmettelen jos selviin sielt pois ilman mustelmaa
Ai ai ai ai ai
Ai ai ai
Ai ai ai ai ai
Jaahas mitäs nextii?
Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii
Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin
Vaikka silmä turpoo kii
Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Mut ai hitto mun olkapää
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää
Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai
Mut ai hitto mun olkapää
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-I don't know, if it hits then it hits but I have to try going very low still
-So, watch out
-I'm going
-Yeah
-Okay
-Let's move aside
-Yeah let's
-Bring it on
-Oijoijoi, go Kärtsä
-Rap-artist Käärijä and the backflip
-Kärtsä Kärtsä
-Oh damn
-Almost
-Nope, he didn't get hurt, he's just acting
The one who works gets hurt
It always happens and hurts when you work
When you work in pain, it hurts
I'm a daredevil, always building up to get crazy
And this madhouse is a colder bath (1)
I'm dragged around Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday and
Saturday, Sunday
The outcome is a few "oh fuck" 's and
With my body all fucked up, I keep going
Like any other day
Anyway, baby hey
I'm okay okay okay
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a backflip
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a caba-ton (2)
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä jump from the tenth
Fuck, he didn't jump for real did he?
Yeah, he did
My life is just like being in Jackass (3)
Going back home via Jorvi again (4)
Even though my eye swells shut
I only see opportunities
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
This pain won't last forever
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
But ow dammit, my shoulder (5)
The one who works gets hurt
It always happens and hurts when you work
When you work in pain, it hurts
This role is wearing me out
But my smile won't fade
I'm the reason for your smile that's why (6)
I settle for this role
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a backflip
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a caba-ton
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä jump from the tenth
No no no, it was a joke
My life is just like being in Jackass
Going back home via Jorvi again
Even though my eye swells shut
I only see opportunities
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
But this pain won't last forever
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
The band is setting up the mood
When this Kärtsä dives into the moshpit
And it's a miracle if I get out without bruises
Ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow ow
So, what's next?
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a backflip
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä do a caba-ton
Hey hey hey
Kärtsä play a drum beat
Hell yeah alright
My life is just like being in Jackass
Going back home via Jorvi again
Even though my eye swells shut
I only see opportunities
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
This pain won't last forever
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
But ow dammit, my shoulder
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
This pain won't last forever
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
But ow dammit, my shoulder
1) This verse is loosely translated from a wordplay based on Finnish proverbs. Colder bath: tougher than expected
2) a snowboard trick
3) references to Duudsonit - Finnish equivalent to Jackass TV show
4) Jorvi: a hospital in Espoo. This is the exact same line as in Fantastista lyrics, and I really like that connection!
5) references to old Finnish meme/youtube video
6) references to the song Cheek - Syypää Sun Hymyyn. K has often joked about Cheek in his banter, who was the most successful rapper in Finland before retiring 10 years ago
+ Apparently the backflip itself is a reference to Mikko Leppilampi's doings, but that is some deep lore
i was listening to takavoltti the other day and i’m not sure if this has been said before, but i find the use of the nickname “kärtsä” very intriguing. it suggests a deeper emotional connection for the speaker than using “käärijä”, but it’s still far from “jere”.
i wonder if this is to showcase that while the speaker (who is asking all these things of k) feels like they’re somehow entitled to because they’re asking out of something that is, to them at least, love and admiration instead of plain “i want this guy to do stuff because he’s a circus monkey and due to his fame he owes me”.
what i mean is that just because you ask someone to do something out of love and admiration doesn’t mean you’re better than someone who asks out of pure need to be entertained, because although your motivations are different, you’re equally failing to see the real person behind the stage persona.
the speaker doesn’t understand that calling him “kärtsä” is hardly better than “käärijä” because it’s just as far from “jere”.
I like how in Takavoltti there's someone saying "Kärtsä soita peruskomppi". Among all the requests to commit insane shit, there's at least one kind person urging him to do something nice that he can succesfully do without fucking himself up