#take that.

[ethanwintersiscool]

[ ooc -- moderator was naughty and spam reblogged a shitpost on a sideblog like 40 times so post limit is murdering me @worlds-biggest-apple-fan @chris-boulder-redfield ]

you should insult chris's unapproachable lesbian bangs-- they look great on lesbians-- they make his hair look like it got cut with saftey scissors /silly

@rosemary-winters

Oh! Hi Rose!

You hear that Chris? Your hair is ass.

[aghostnamedcalamity]

For you, 4U :3 I’m pretty sure this guy is….not technically alive. Or something. And stuck in the Lackadaisy timeline. And possibly being hunted by a supernatural entity for past wrongs.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Luc Rossi belongs to the awesome @tohot4u

[raccooninthedaytime]

places rubber duck on your head

Places rubber duck on your head.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

this sounds like a post a loser with no life would make but god sometimes there truly is nothing better in this world than niche and meaningless fandom drama

[anonymous-eggy]

I'd say just "fuck it we ball" it. You have no idea all the kinks and quotes I have for a certain cuban fictional character that his devs might disagree

LMAO MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE MORE RELAXED WITH MYSELF AND THE CHARACTERS I LOVE SO DEARLY.

yeah I'll practice now!

... under a cut bc this is NOT the correct account for this statement. possibly unrealistic(?) horny under the cut

Nicky would bite the fuck out of your shoulders (im talkin he's drooling all over you too like a starving wolf) while railing you into oblivion and would love seeing the marks on you afterwards while taking care of you.

only reason I've held this thought back lately is bc my brain slaps me saying that he'd hate hurting mc and being out of control like that... but idkkkk the moans might be worth it for him...

maybe I've already slipped it into a headcanon a while ago though. i dont remember. FUCK IT WE BALL!!!

[himbeaux-on-ice]

HA.

[undignifiedpopemobile]

a kettle is a prototype coffee maker obvs

THANK you. it does what the coffee machine does but in more steps. usa the home of invention.