Texting With Friends

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so most ppl will only see a fraction of my statuses THEIR LOSS

11/30/2013

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Automated text: new fed law says we've gotta confirm u want texts from [restaurant]. Boo! Must reply OK to confirm consent 2 receive automated texts from us.

Me: Ok

Automated text: Thank you for confirming. Wheh. you still like us!

10/25/2013

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Friend: Night project? :p

Friend: And isn't it super cold over there

Me: Suuuuuper awkward. For me at least. But also pretty cool

Friend: Why awkward?

Me: Yeah it's freezing outside.

Me: Because everyone is sleeping. Plus there's a naked area hahaha

Friend: Eh they're sleeping in there? Lol naked area? Don't they give u a twoel too? or buck naked ?

11/24/2013

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Friend: Hey go to that party. Carpe diem. Or Yolo. Whichever u prefer

Me: Hahaha YODO too ;)

10/28/2013 about a party I didn't want to go to alone

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Just the whole [Medical Term] thing... I hear medical terms and instantly my mind starts to break. ;D

12/01/2013

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Black Friday shopping? I guess nobody's as English as you. =P

11/29/2013

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Friend: If you meant to call me, I was only getting echoes of my voice...

Me: Maybe my phone was trying to remind me I had friends :P

Friend: When your phone thinks your only friends are the figments of your imagination, that is probably a sad thing...

11/28/2013

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I have a private teleporter, but no funds to text it. ... or repair it.

11/27/2013

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Me: Remember the "evil" fiancee in the Parent Trap? She's been popping up in all these crimes dramas

Friend: It's because she's the evil fiancee!

11/25/2013

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Me: Aww...well there are still phones and snail mail and telepathy ;)

Friend: No phones, snail mail and e-mail is okay. Pretty sure telepathy isn't advised... hahs

11/23/2013

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Me: My battery shows no bars. It's a zombie

Friend: It's okay! I'm prepared for a phone zombie-pocalypse! Maybe...

Me: What happens if a phone bites you?

Friend: Then you need to rework the wiring! That might just cure the zombification as well!

Me: (About 2.5 hours later) Hahaha zombie phone is still alive. I'm impressed

Friend: Perhaps you should marked it out and make millions!

11/16/2013

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Me: Oh. Did you call me one day?

Friend: Accidentally! No worries, I hadn't been kidnapped and was calling for ransom money or anything.

11/16/2013

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Me: Is this cold front you way of reminding me to donate? :P

Friend: Yes!!! I've called in my mother nature contact ;)

Friend: Do it or freeze!

12/06/2013

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Friend: Btw since u did not start a [fundraising] team I need you to donate to my team... I don't care if it's $1 I need yo money!

Me: Whaaaattt I thought friendship was free ;P

Friend: Nope! Bahahaha!

11/27/2013

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I will say you are a horrible horrible person for not starting a team on my [fundraising] page Just kidding I love you too much

10/13/2013

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Me: Are you hear safely? Or perhaps still flying? Is there even cell reception there? Since you can technically use electronics

Friend: Just arrived! Way to be psychic ;D

Friend: also *here xP

Me: Well you should hear safely too :P eardrums are fragilec. Yay!

Me: Safely* hahaha yay brain autocorrect

12/12/2013

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Friend: i have stories too! ;P

Me: Ooooh stories :"

Me: That was supposed to be a :D hahaha

Friend: that was a delightfully perplexing emoticon haha

11/30/2013