#takesone2rogueone

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Oh Honey, I'm Home!

the phrase makes me think of 1950s america and the username makes me think of a man with too many knives strapped to him plopping a direpig onto my kitchen table, cheerfully announcing dinner

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[goraturtle]

Just. Gonna ask all for the Ragnarok thing because I need to know.

ARI.. ARI U ARE TRYING 2 KILL ME... lets go.... omg i actually had 2 find names for some of these guys ur actually helping me establish needed characters for my original stories god bless

“Because that’s what heroes do.” *throws a ball at the wall and gets hit in the head with it*

rama unfortunately

Character A: “What do I always say? [Character X] is, and it starts with a B.”

         Character B: “Trash.”

Juliet (A) and Noah (B) talking about Mia [noah is juliet’s ex and not necessarily a bad guy but a very distrusting one and also a minor antagonist]

“You’re officially pardoned… from life.” *kills the person*

Bram Haylocke... the asshole that started the political coup in the first place and forced rama to babysit a princess on the run

“Darling, you have no idea what’s possible.”

Lane... I haven’t talked about her all that much but she’s a middle-aged super hot pirate queen who’s dating Damaris

“There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation.”

Jian’s painfully awkward gay ass trying to be friends w/ a rlly grumpy + antisocial  pre-character-development rama

“It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am.”

DAMARIS...

Character A: “Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?”

         Character B: “It varies from moment to moment.”

Rama asking Ava, pro assassin sent to get rid of the royal family after a political coup

“Who are you? You think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t think for one minute you second rate–” *gets magically removed*

Adhira, a princess trying to escape a coup with the help of Rama and Jian

Character A: “No I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter, it’s called an email.”

         Character B: “Do you have a computer?”

         Character A: “No, what for?”

KRIDA... my adorable old lady dwarf druid...

“I choose to run towards my problems, not away from them.”

Vara

“Kneel before your queen.”

Lane again she’s kind of a domme type can u tell

“You shall not cut my hair!” *eyelevel with a scary looking blade* “Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.”

rama but not in a funny way she gets extremely dysphoric w/ short hair :(

“I’ve got more muscle, so technically more brains.”

ellie...

Character A: “I’m not a witch.”

         Character B: “Really? Then why do you dress like one?”

Damaris dresses like a witch, Jay makes fun of them

“So [Character X] is gone. Shame, I would’ve liked to have seen that.”

ELLIE... she’s cute but ruthless

Character A: *appears*

         Character B: “Oh shit.”

Mia appears and Juliet says oh shit in a gay + also spoilery way

“You didn’t really think I’d come to see you, did you? This place is disgusting.”

Adhira

“Piss off, ghost!”

JAY...

Character A: “Well I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you.”

         Character B: “I don’t plan to stop drinking.”

Rama is character a, character b is Ava

“Stupid place. It’s hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color!”

Damaris...

Character A: “You and I had a fight recently.”

         Character B: “Did I win?”

         Character A: “No, I won. Easily.” *they did not win*

Jay lies about winning with Rama (they were both raised by Damaris they’ve got a sibling relationship going on)

*holds giant bottle of booze* “I’ll listen to you till this is empty.” *drinks the whole thing in 1 second* “Done. Bye.”

VARA

“I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone turned up.”

Juliet

Character A: “For once in your life, don’t smash!”

          Character B: “Big monster!”

not gonna provide context bc spoiler but in order: Grace (juliet’s bff) and Juliet

Character A: “Surprise!”

         Character B: *throws a soda can at them*

Damaris and Rama, in order (damaris is the self proclaimed king of thieves, they’re stealthy as shit and like scaring ppl, especially their fav adopted kid)

 “We need one [vessel] with cupholders because we’re going to die. So, drinks!”

Oh absolutely Vara

[dovahcaine]

OC fact swap: Adrien hates coffee with a burning passion and only drinks tea

nai will only drink milk and grape juice……………… she dislikes fish

[solvatochrome]

transistor for the video game thing?

never played | want to play | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite

anything by the bastion devs is an immediate masterpiece honestly 

although i havent played pyre myself so maybe not

but bastion and transistor are A++ 10/10

[mol4sses]

4, 14, 24, 34, 44 for Arwen ✌

4 is done!-Does your character remember names or faces easier?Oh, faces definitely.

-How quick is your character to trust someone else?OOF NOT QUICK AT ALL. She used to be super trusting but got burned for it so Not anymore!! It takes a lot to gain her trust.-Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?She’s the type to keep rushing forward even if it doesn’t work the first time. If it doesn’t work, she’s not trying it hard enough type of gal.-How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?oh man.  She would never say I love you without meaning it, truly. She’s a sap like that. So she makes a point not to say it anymore, outside family. If she found someone she truly loved, she’d be in disbelief honestly. She’d think the other is Crazy and she defo doesnt deserve it LMAO

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If you're accepting questions for the dice prompts, definitely want to hear 1 and 8 (and about the character if you're ok with that!)

1: First dice you ever owned?

When I was like 11 I inherited my uncle’s many boxes of MtG cards since he’d stopped playing and I started, and in the bottom of one of the boxes was an old set of clear Chessex with white ink. I loved them immediately--the shape, the smooth texture, the way they looked like ice. They’re somewhere in my room now.

8: Do you have any dice you identify with a particular character?

No, I’ve tried to do that before but unfortunately I just can’t stick to it--I have too many I wanna use!

[archi-pelago]

17 and 18 for sprout?

17. What sound always gives them a headache?

Train whistles makes them want to die its so shrill to them

18. Is there a certain flavor that disgusts them?

They don’t like vegetables, just because that was a massive part of their diet for many years living in the woods

[galacticpasta]

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✌🏼️ - song for when i feel fabulous

oh no! - marina and the diamonds