#taking things

[luck-and-larceny]

Nothing but trouble.

[ripkarl]

secrets

chapter 17 of taking things - a gentlebeard slow burn smut fic

The sun’s not even up, yet, but the co-captains are awake. They tussle in the sheets, getting tangled, fumbling. Stede bumps his head on the headboard and they laugh it off against each others’ lips. They don’t even know how they got started, they’re still half asleep and nothing makes much sense except their bodies intertwining.

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[gale-gentlepenguin]

Here an idea, a new kid arrived in Paris and they based off Salt fic writers.

Oh Kwami! not another Lila

[ask-runaan-anything]

*smiles* I think we’ve been through this before, Runaan. They were running toward us, I assure you. We’re not all bad, you know. Many of us adore attention from young humans- they’re cheeks are so chubby and pink! *makes weird sounds while polling my cheeks with my index fingers*. And they are so curious, it’s adorable. The older people... they can be a bit fun to play around with. We don’t go too far though... at least I don’t.

Hmm. You sound like you consider human children to be potential pets. I’m pretty sure that’s frowned upon, at least among the human kingdoms I’ve visited. You don’t.... take any, do you?

and by “take” I mean “keep” not “Moonshadow assassin take”

[flarpu]

I have obtained a thing

[flarpu]

GIMME

[sastielsfandom]

We gave someone a ride the other day and the moment they got in, the smell of pee. But we knew they didn't have hot water, gave them a pass. They paid for our gas and we ended up getting some money for taking them to the bank since it was pretty far away.

We cleaned the seats multiple times and couldn't get the smell out. Mind you my sister's car has leather seats. Today we cleaned the carpets. The smell is gone.