#takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

Conversations with Kayla

Me: Hey, I need your advice on catching a cheater. You're smarter than the Google.

Kayla: I'm so down for this.

[gojikidd]

Quarter of a Century

Well, I've made it this far, kidds. Never been a fan of birthdays, but today (and a little bit of last night) was one of the best I've had in a long while, thanks to four people.

[gojikidd]

Don't do HGH. It'll kill you, and it won't make you taller....I checked.

@takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights

[gojikidd]

Has anyone ever told you that you have a very punchable face?

@takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

I was supposed to be in bed a few hours ago but I couldn’t resist calling @takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights to see how she was doing and then we talked endlessly about the woes of working in customer service, and then we ranted about politics, and how drunk Mexicans designed the road layout for San Antonio.

It was glorious, but I am in need of a nap and so is she. Goodnight, all!

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

SHE’S IN TEXAS

How am I going to be able to sleep with all this excitement?

[rakhma-agape-ahavah]

Y’all do realize that now, after two terrible years apart, @takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights is going to be showing up at my house on Monday?

I don’t care that I’m recovering from surgery, this will still be a glorious adventure.

[dankxsinatra]

All the evens, bro.

Neato2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Extremely unlikely. 

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I do all the time

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Not today, no.

8. How often do you listen to music?

Daily, to every other day.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

Dramatically, no. But it will set the ground work for 2016, which will be amazing.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

My first kiss was with a girl named Ashley

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

I plead the fifth

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Does 3 months count as soon?

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Si. Only one romantically tho.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

Negatory, space ranger.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

Not particularly. Though I wouldn’t turn it down from @its-a-bleeping-revolution

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My bed

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Nearly every crush I ever had. The last one worked out tho :p

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

Not really

30. Does anyone hate you?

Couldn’t imagine so. I’m pretty loveable tbh

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Not particularly

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

Sixth grade

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Not sure, tbh

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I would hope so! @its-a-bleeping-revolution would be the one to ask

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

It was alright. Today was better tho

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Sadly, no. Got a 3 month wait on that one.

44. What’s the best part about school?

Playing Magic after it during high school

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

I sometimes did

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Nope!

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Sleeping probably

52. Are you nice to everyone?

Try to be

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Easily. Couldn’t live with myself if I ever did.

56. Do you think you like someone?

Absolutely

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

The majority of my friends have been women. I have trouble with connecting with other guys. Not sure why.

60. Do you hate anyone?

Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, and most recently Paul Ryan. Oh, and Bill Maher.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Yup! 

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

NSA Probs

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

Absolutely not.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Yup

70. How do you look right now?

Not... good.

72. Can you commit to one person?

I believe so, yes.

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Not entirely sure.

76. Are you a jealous person?

Not normally. Only when I don’t know where I stand with the person in question.

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Yup

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Work

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

I’m sure there are several.

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Making out like crazy, probably taking breaks for x-files and pizza.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

One of my BEST friends? I would never say I had a crush on them. I have had crushes on friends before. That usually sucked

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Not entirely sure I understand the question. 

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

They probably only hated her because I talked about her a lot. I could be annoying like that.

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

IRL, surprisingly no. Well, I did in high school

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

I was not, but I’m about to be.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

Hella

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

It’s happened. I usually say nothing and sulk. A lot. Though if it happened, now, it would be worse.

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

N/A - But it’s John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Every time I get a text or phone call, yes.

Thanks!