#tako problems

[takotrooper]

Marie: Talk about mood lighting... This place is creeptastic.

Me, totally chilled out by this kind of lighting to the point where I get sleepy: ok

[takotrooper]

sigh

sorry that we want fresh air and a real sky without being massacred

[takotrooper]

OH OKAY

I just had a really strong awakening moment and I’m apparently also one of these:

????

With the recent revelation about in-canon Octotroopers actually being baby Octarians I’ve been re-evaluating my canon and I’m not sure if Maverick is a separate canon or just a “baby” version of this guy.

BLAH

[takotrooper]

Yet another person I know just accepted me as an Octotrooper at face value.

This isn’t supposed to happen.

The world is supposed to give me pushback and knock sense into me and tell me I’m insane and that things like this can’t happen.

Instead I get constant validation.

It’s not even fake, strained pity validation.

Everyone basically looks at me and says “Oh yeah, I guess you are an Octotrooper.”

What am I supposed to do with this kind of power!?

[takotrooper]

tmw wasabi cravings at 3AM

[takotrooper]

FUCK.

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A lot of other Splatoonkin have backed me on this.... Octavio wrote a lot of DUBSTEP, no mistaking it for any other genre. The wubwubs and screechy synths made your head go all dizzy when you heard them!

I think Skrillex is closest to what he did but I’m also fairly certain Octavio’s beats have a 90s house influence to them that Skrillex’s music doesn’t.

[takotrooper]

This Long Boy showed up in the mail on World Octopus Day because of course he did. I can finally have DJ cuddles when I get sad just like in my canon.

Bonus:

He sleep.