#taktikus

[higgsbison]

I have finished Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of Waaagh, it was very good

[asexual-cat-furry]

GW isn't doing much xenobiology so fine I guess I have to do it myself

Orks are canonically mushrooms but I don't think there's enough fuckery around that. So how about: orks with mycelial fluff

(Forgive my bad ork-drawing skills they are WEIRDDDD)

[74rn]

Behold: My peak Warhammer 40k shitpost (which is an edit of that one Twilight Sparkle meme) (Also blame @tastytoastz @samaelzdraws )

[tastytoastz]

The idea of Nestor and Yarrick both dating orks but having vastly different experiences about it reminds me of that "stop using Anti- language" like:

[enby-scientist]

Hey ppl who know orks....

Is it canon that Biter is Taktikus? Or is that fanon? Because if the latter I'm so taking it on board but the wiki dosnt have it on there

[higgsbison]

Who up for those 4k words of Ork slapstick I promised

(thank you @zlukaka for the beta!)

[higgsbison]

you might not like it but this is what peak SITREP looks like

[higgsbison]

my new years resolution was to occasionally write fun things for fun

update, here's the whole thing