#talking aus

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ok but fake ah crew au except they’re still lets players. let’s say they all wear masks on heists or whatever and in videos they’re actually kinda blatantly the criminal organization responsible for the stupidest crimes possible but they just barely avoid actually confessing to anything that can be used in a court of law. 

bonus: reenacting their irl heists in game and acting like they have no idea what anyone is talking about when comments are like “um isn’t this the heist the fakes just pulled????”

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skskSJDF IM SCREAMING AT AU 3 i just - idk why i keep thinking of yugyeom as the guy running after a misunderstanding and bambam eating ice cream and yugyeom barges in and awkwardly 'are you ok?' 'you're asking me?? you're the one covered in scratches. Also did you just break in?' (coughs bonus points for the gang being BAP or BTS who are just Misunderstood)

“i broke into your house at 2am to hide from a gang and you were eating ice cream on the floor are you okay” au

lmao i’m sorry I don’t have a full story to give you in response to this but here’s some more thoughts about this:

Yugyeom gets in trouble with the gang- b.a.p- on accident. He really didn’t know that his friend Jinyoung happened to share a name with another gang’s leader- who also happened to be their enemy- and in his attempts to clear this up just ended up making things way, way worse.

So there’s a brief fight- they don’t gang up (heh) on him, because they still have morals and give him a fair fight, but he get’s messed up and eventually decides just to run. After all, his life is more important than explanations, at the moment.

So he runs to this apartment complex- one where another of his friends lives- and breaks in (tehcincally the window was unlocked0 via window, into the wrong apartemnt (he meant to break into his friends house)

so here he is, beaten up, running from a fucking gang and he sees the houses occupent, bambam, on the floor, eating ice cream in complete silence, and all he can think is is this guy okay? (when, really, his wellbeing should be the one in question)

which, of course, leads him to going “are you okay?” wen bambam looks up at him, startled by the sudden appearence of another person, and he maybe screams a little but who could blame him?

and bam just goes “are you kidding?! you broke into my house looking like a diaster and you’re asking me if i’m okay?!”

and yugyeom just sort of sheepishly nods because, okay, yeah that does seem really weird. But it leads them into a conversation (”please just let me hide here for the night, ice cream dude,” “bambam, and sure why not”),  where bambam explains in all seriousness that he’s “lost control of his life” because it’s finals week and he hasn’t slept in sixteen hours and he just wanted some fucking ice cream.

and Yugyeom explains his situation.

somehow they end up trading numbers and a lifelong friendship is formed.

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Au’s and Prompts part 9 (i’m almost sure). I just reblogged (of all parts) 6, but anyway.

Prompts:

“This is the fun part!!” “I didn’t realize fun and worst were synonyms.” 

“You ever think I might be an asshole?” “Yes.”

“I know this looks bad, but at least the blood is mine?” “That doesn’t make literally anything better!”

“Can I come in?” “There’s literally only one wall in this house that hasn’t fallen down, I don’t give a shit.”

“What are you doing?” “Losing control of my life.” “I mean with the staples?” “Oh, I know.”

“What possessed you to buy six hundred cotton balls? “A demon.”

“I love you,” “but?” “but please, for the love of god, put your shirt back on for once.”

“Hey i’m {name} and I don’t want to be here.” “I told you not to introduce yourself like that anymore!”

Au’s:

“Good news: I developed a superpower. Bad news: that power is to instantly know if someone has murdered anyone. Worst news: you, my best friend, have.” AU

“Your soulmate’s first words to you are written on your skin, but my words keep changing so could my soulmate maybe make their mind up?” AU

“You’re my platonic soulmate who is far too enthusiastic about setting me up with my crush.” AU

“My cat likes to steal clothes from the neighbors clothing line- and oh hey neighbor, yeah, I have your band t-shirt- wait this is the band I’m in.” AU

“You can telepathically communicate with your soulmate and unfortunately we both have invasive thoughts like 24/7 so I guess this is our life now” AU

“One time you lent me a quarter and now it’s like six years later and you want to collect interest.” AU

“I’m a demon and I just really can’t get over the fact that you summoned me to help you with your math homework” AU (bonus if contracts with demons can only be for payments equal to the request)

“My friend’s a moron who broke a contract with a demon so I made a contract with the demon to marry them in exchange for my friends life.” AU

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SF9 the Persona AU only I asked for, an ongoing post (since I only have vague ideas rn):

It’s not directly based on any 1 of the games but

they enter worlds created by people via phone app like in p5

but let’s say it’s more along the lines of 4 in terms of what those places are

they’re places created by the rejection of some part of yourself

so each one belongs to someone in the group (until final boss but pretend that doesn’t exist bc i have no idea what i’d do with that)

Anyway, obviously leader & first person to get their persona is Youngbin

cause you know

leader

and the first navigator who doesn’t have a persona yet but is able to remember everything and also can somehow tell where shadows are when they’re traversing is Chani

he’s replaced by real navigator Hwiyoung at some point when they both get persona’s and it turns out he’s more suited for fighting and hwiyoung is v much not

everyone else is there but I haven’t thought that far ahead yet

oh it takes place in a city like 3 or 5 maybe

also the people who have worlds get dragged into those worlds and those with he ~magic phone app~ that tells them there’s a world and takes them into them also get notifications that are basically like “hey guess who’s gonna die if you don’t do anything :)” 

somebody help me with this

please

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AUs and prompts 8(?)

what number am i even fucking on

Prompts

“I’d like to pretend I have my life together, but I just put ice cream on pepperoni pizza and ate that” “you disgust me”

“give me some good news.” “The stab wound doesn’t look infected?” “fuck you”

“lie to me” “no, it’s not my job to comfort you”

“I wish I was good enough” “I wish I had a hot dog.” “what the fuck man?” “I thought we were saying wishes. Is that not what we’re doing?”

“bring the sacrifice! wait- no- hold up is that a dog? we cant sacrifice a dog.”

“I’d love to be worth something to you” “you’re worth dying for. why can’t you see that?”

“I love you” “that makes one of us.”

“it’s quiet.” “everyone is dead. of course it’s quiet.” “Is it bad I don’t mind?” “yeah, a little, actually”

AUs

“I haven’t seen you in years, what the hell did you do to your hair” au

“you can’t accept arson charges just because you don’t want to admit how shitty you are at cooking” au

“my soulmate’s first words to me are going to be ‘sorry about the hamsters’” au

“I just drove six hours for a wedding, please tell me you sell coffee” au

“I know you just moved in, but I just wanted to make sure someone told you the place was haunted” au

“I’m immortal, and you just tried to stabed me, so i think we both have some explaining to do” au

“so it turns out the person my sibling has a crush on is you, my soulmate.” au

“I know we’re stuck in a freezer, but is now a bad time to tell you i’m pregnant” au

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Au’s and prompts version 6? i think.

prompts

“You make me a fool” “no i’m not the one that made you like this”

“Man it sure would be a shame if someone punched me in the face” “dude.”

“I love you more than myself” “that’s not saying much” “listen im trying to be romantic”

“You’re breaking my heart” “you bought a glass heart statue just to make that joke didn’t you” “yes”

“i want to be very clear here, i hate your guts” “hey, same”

“I’m going to make you wish you were dead” “jokes on you I already do” “do... you need to talk?” “no.”

aus

“I hired a dog sitter because i was lonely” AU

“My best friend turned out to be a demon here to steal my soul and I’m weirdly okay with that” au

“i broke into your house at 2am to hide from a gang and you were eating ice cream on the floor are you okay” au

“my soulmate pepper sprayed me when we first met so for our anniversary i’m giving them peppers.” au

“no one showed up to my birthday party so you- my neighbor- brought your dog over to cheer me up” au

“I don’t want to tell you i’m allergic to cats because I’m pretty sure you’d choose the cat over me” au

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I'm deeply excited about @clarionglass tma/fl au because the way my brain works for tma aus is very... that canon forward.

So I sit there learning bits of lore and watching them work through the process in the discord and it makes me want to make an au from the tma side.

Just because I like making things in parallel with people.

Also because I can fudge dates and have Jonah Magnus sitting in his office as London falls and just spending a week or so convinced the Buried won.

Also because the Corruption would love Devils. Veils has been losing itself to the Hunt for years now.

Simon Fairchild is preparing to yeet every master he can find into Sky Blue for stealing his beautiful wife the sky from him.