#talking with squires

[talkingwithsquires]

We should all kiss each other because I think that would be pretty cool thank you <3

That's disgusting. Nothing would be more violating than being forced to touch any one of you freaks.

[professional-tough-guy]

Gonna be a bit afk on asks and such for a bit 👍🏻 I wanna prioritize my homework and the 1001001010101901010012 drawing wips I have and mbit depressed s'all🛴

Just imagine Glass is sippin margaritas with clef at his hip in the Bahamas or whatvaaaa

[talkingwithsquires]

All I wanted was yoooouuuu😢😢😢💀🖤⛓️🥀🔪

- @dctraltoclef

What? Is this a threat?

[talkingwithsquires]

You seem to have some deep-rooted distain for Dr Clef. Why do you dislike him so much?

This is a stupid question. Who wouldn't dislike that man? He's a conniving snake, and worse, he's a coward. Every word he says fills my mouth with the taste of maggoty pork, and even that doesn't compare to the acrid filth that permeates in every room he intrudes in; That fucking stench. The fact that the foundation hasn't put a bullet between his eyes yet astounds me. And you know what's worse? That shrink acts like he's some sort of enigma; like he's some mysterious puzzle that he needs to solve. Delusional. He's completely delusional. "A walk through the depths of that man’s soul would hardly wet the ankles of one’s feet." He's nothing but a smear on this timeline. The fact that I was unlucky enough to have met him makes me question whether I really did end up in hell or not. Why do I dislike him? He's the reason I'm stuck in this stupid foundation in the first place. The only highlight to my immortality is the knowledge that one day, I'll get to live in a world where he's nothing more than a maggot-infested lump in a pine box. Does that answer your question?

[talkingwithsquires]

So you're the guy responsible for the rumours.

- @agentlament

It needs to stop airing out my business. Again, they aren't rumours if they're TRUE. Not that something like you would ever admit to that.

[talkingwithsquires]

To the asshole who put mustard packets under the toilet rim.

Nothing in this world would give me more satisfaction than finding out who you are, getting Apple to dig up the corpse of your childhood pet and beating you with it.

Somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers I realized this injustice cannot go unsettled. For all of the rest of your life in your most private moments, know that I, the only thing preventing me from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence. I hope you die.

[talkingwithsquires]

Why have four people congratulated me on my "pride"? Is it not obvious that I don't care for religion? Why should I care about pride, of all sins? I suppose the foundation is a prideful one. "We die in the dark so you can live in the light." Pathetic.

[talkingwithsquires]

Who is worse, this is a universal version of Clef or Iceberg. I am asking because they both seem to just cause more problems than they are worth. And Clef atleast fucks off from site often enough.

Why are you asking me? This is such a stupid question. They're both glorified lapdogs. At least the blue one has the foresight not to yank too hard on his chain. He can be useful when he's not strung out. Actually, I think he's more useful like that. That's the only way they can keep a live wire like him around.

But HIM? Don't ask stupid questions. When he "fucks off from site" he's always up to some shit. The only reason the foundation hasn't put him down yet is because he has nothing left to live for. He isn't scared of anything but the consequences for his own actions. I'm starting to think that's a trend with foundation staff.

Does that answer your question?