#talkinh

[girlsliketotouch]

#til that ancient Egyptians had penis heiroglyphics

And they're available to me via my custom mobile keyboard!!?!?!?!?!

[brattylikestoeat]

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[girlsliketotouch]

There's always so much piss on men's restroom toilet seats that when I enter a stall and the bowl is full of piss and there's toilet paper all over the floor but the seat is dry and up, I am pleasantly surprised and happy to sit down.

[girlsliketotouch]

I found u a new boyfriend what do you think of him 🥰 Is his hair grey enough? I hope you like him.

This world is cruel to old man likers. People who like old, dying, gray haired men are so oppressed. Why treat me like this. All I have done is love the old grandpas of this world. Is that a sin? Should I be punished for loving another? You are cruel.

[tuesdayistoday]

im gonna grt a bad grade in. being a flatmate

[girlsliketotouch]

End of an era. No more foul username.

[girlsliketotouch]

can we kiss

[sometimesilikeeatingrawcorn]

Hey who wants yo draw My dst ocs. You get nothing out of it except for me telling You everything about them