#talya sunfall

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I bet Razor sunbathes like a little kitty cat meow meow 🫵FURRY!!!‼️‼️

NU UH!!!!!! Art by @thebluelittlewitch

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How many Trace Dents can Talya bench press

All of them

(art by @stellarwaffles )

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The people demand a public apology from Talya Sunfall for its actions in the great rock controversy of 2024

Talya no don't start beef with people online Talya no-

(art by @stellarwaffles )

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Talya tier list on igneous rocks pls 🙏🙏

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who caldera is :0

Talya: Caldera is one of the 3 goddesses!! I guess humans don't really know about them, huh

Talya: ok, so in the lava lands there's these 3 volcanoes that are wayy bigger than all the other volcanoes. That's 'cause they're not just normal volcanoes, they're goddesses!!

Talya: the biggest volcano is Khimaira, she's the goddess of strength and cunning and connection! She's big and strong and protects everyone she cares about from danger!! When I become a knight, I hope to be like her! Her and the other goddesses have kept the lava lands safe for, like, forever!

Talya: or well, until the war I guess.. none of the goddesses did anything about Monstrox, even when he convinced our general- the uh, big boss of lava monsters, humans have kings I guess- that we should go to war with Knighton

Talya: Which must mean we did something to make the goddesses mad at us and decide not to do anything about Monstrox..

Talya: ...

Talya: um, anyway..

Talya: Caldera is the goddess of courage and motherhood and prosperity. She's a dragon! Oh and a fun fact if you know different kinds of volcanoes, calderas are named after her! Khimaira and Caldera are the ones I pray to the most, because I wanna be really strong and courageous like them!

Talya: Tephra is the smallest of the goddesses, but she's still absolutely giant! She's the goddess of life and death and hope and stuff. And! And! There's tons of stories of her pretending to be mortal! There's always a chance to meet her!! I've heard people say they've seen her even here in Burningham!

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What would the gang order at a Denny’s

At this rate? nothing.

Art by @wannabemasterofwindintraining / @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel

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who would survive the longest in an infinite ikea?

Pink I hope you know there was a several hours long conversation about this ask and it ended in "idk"

(Art by @merloksdigitaltoes)

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Chimera crew shenanigans in the making!? :raised_eyebrow_emoji: Y'all should ask them things maybe,,,

Art and Writing done by the amazing @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel Aka @wannabemasterofwindintraining ! <3

Co-Writing done by @merloksdigitaltoes

CAPTIONS BELOW FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS THEM!!!

Razor: WHAT'S UP GUYS! COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK HERE, aka RAZOR! I like, TOTALLY won at rock paper scissors (I didn't) and have to make this- introduction! thingy! Let's go point a camera at my friends faces! >:D

*Tap tap tap tap tap tappity tap footstep noises*

Razor: Cherry introduce yourself

Cherry: whaddya want me to say?

Razor: Like, your name n stuff?

Cherry: You already said my name for me-

Razor: Oh. uhhh-

Talya: HEYYY!!! I'M TALYA!! I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST KNIGHT IN ALL THE REALM!

Razor: I thought WE were gonna be the coolest knights in the realm >:(

Talya: We are! I'm just cooler than you! >:3

Trace: Oooh! Are ya filming a movie in here or something?

Razor: Oh yeah! Say hi, Trace!

Trace: Howdy, Trace! Golly, We got the same name! Razor: No- Trace that's not... Nevermind- Razor: Talk to the people, Sage! Sage: Oh no no I couldn't possibly, I get quite camera shy-

Razor: That's a lie and you know it >:(

Sage: Alright alright, if you insist... Sage: For those unfamiliar, I am Sage, Sage Burr, of the esteemed Burr lineage, my noble family contributes to Knighton's ever-growing natural life, donating to numerous charities across the realm to help the needy, and blah blah blah blah yappity yap talkity talk rich boy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

*sage continues rambling, turning everyone homophobic*