Group of idiots who share a braincell
Characters in the blog!
Cherry Faleyl - She/They, Pink hair
Razor Chayne - Any pronouns, Black and green hair
Sage Burr - He/They, Green and white hair
Talya Sunfall - It/Its, Lava Monster
Trace Dentmore - They/Them, Robot
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@thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel , @milkisvibin803 , and @stellarwaffles
Chimera crew shenanigans in the making!? :raised_eyebrow_emoji: Y'all should ask them things maybe,,,
Art and Writing done by the amazing @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel Aka @wannabemasterofwindintraining ! <3
Co-Writing done by @merloksdigitaltoes
CAPTIONS BELOW FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS THEM!!!
Razor: WHAT'S UP GUYS! COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK HERE, aka RAZOR! I like, TOTALLY won at rock paper scissors (I didn't) and have to make this- introduction! thingy! Let's go point a camera at my friends faces! >:D
*Tap tap tap tap tap tappity tap footstep noises*
Razor: Cherry introduce yourself
Cherry: whaddya want me to say?
Razor: Like, your name n stuff?
Cherry: You already said my name for me-
Razor: Oh. uhhh-
Talya: HEYYY!!! I'M TALYA!! I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST KNIGHT IN ALL THE REALM!
Razor: I thought WE were gonna be the coolest knights in the realm >:(
Talya: We are! I'm just cooler than you! >:3
Trace: Oooh! Are ya filming a movie in here or something?
Razor: Oh yeah! Say hi, Trace!
Trace: Howdy, Trace! Golly, We got the same name! Razor: No- Trace that's not... Nevermind- Razor: Talk to the people, Sage! Sage: Oh no no I couldn't possibly, I get quite camera shy-
Razor: That's a lie and you know it >:(
Sage: Alright alright, if you insist... Sage: For those unfamiliar, I am Sage, Sage Burr, of the esteemed Burr lineage, my noble family contributes to Knighton's ever-growing natural life, donating to numerous charities across the realm to help the needy, and blah blah blah blah yappity yap talkity talk rich boy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Can we get the full lore behind Sage’s chronic addiction to mac n cheese? Why mac? Why cheese? The cheese or the mac? If Mike Rophone and mac and cheese were dangling off of a cliff which one would Sage save
turning into a lava monster at night actually takes a lot of energy so he gets really hungry.
though the actual reason is I saw a video once about zombies craving mac and cheese and I thought it was funny so I made him love mac and cheese.
Talya: Caldera is one of the 3 goddesses!! I guess humans don't really know about them, huh
Talya: ok, so in the lava lands there's these 3 volcanoes that are wayy bigger than all the other volcanoes. That's 'cause they're not just normal volcanoes, they're goddesses!!
Talya: the biggest volcano is Khimaira, she's the goddess of strength and cunning and connection! She's big and strong and protects everyone she cares about from danger!! When I become a knight, I hope to be like her! Her and the other goddesses have kept the lava lands safe for, like, forever!
Talya: or well, until the war I guess.. none of the goddesses did anything about Monstrox, even when he convinced our general- the uh, big boss of lava monsters, humans have kings I guess- that we should go to war with Knighton
Talya: Which must mean we did something to make the goddesses mad at us and decide not to do anything about Monstrox..
Talya: ...
Talya: um, anyway..
Talya: Caldera is the goddess of courage and motherhood and prosperity. She's a dragon! Oh and a fun fact if you know different kinds of volcanoes, calderas are named after her! Khimaira and Caldera are the ones I pray to the most, because I wanna be really strong and courageous like them!
Talya: Tephra is the smallest of the goddesses, but she's still absolutely giant! She's the goddess of life and death and hope and stuff. And! And! There's tons of stories of her pretending to be mortal! There's always a chance to meet her!! I've heard people say they've seen her even here in Burningham!
What would Talya do if I hid a comically large chunk of pumice under its pillow and disguised its earthy scent with that of yummy moldy rotten spoiled eggs
The rocks around school cannot compare to a good ol' igneous rock