#stellarwaffles

[chimeracrewpride]

What would the gang order at a Denny’s

At this rate? nothing.

Art by @wannabemasterofwindintraining / @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel

[drawbauchery]

[chimeracrewpride]

who would survive the longest in an infinite ikea?

Pink I hope you know there was a several hours long conversation about this ask and it ended in "idk"

(Art by @merloksdigitaltoes)

[chimeracrewpride]

Chimera crew shenanigans in the making!? :raised_eyebrow_emoji: Y'all should ask them things maybe,,,

Art and Writing done by the amazing @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel Aka @wannabemasterofwindintraining ! <3

Co-Writing done by @merloksdigitaltoes

CAPTIONS BELOW FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS THEM!!!

Razor: WHAT'S UP GUYS! COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK HERE, aka RAZOR! I like, TOTALLY won at rock paper scissors (I didn't) and have to make this- introduction! thingy! Let's go point a camera at my friends faces! >:D

*Tap tap tap tap tap tappity tap footstep noises*

Razor: Cherry introduce yourself

Cherry: whaddya want me to say?

Razor: Like, your name n stuff?

Cherry: You already said my name for me-

Razor: Oh. uhhh-

Talya: HEYYY!!! I'M TALYA!! I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST KNIGHT IN ALL THE REALM!

Razor: I thought WE were gonna be the coolest knights in the realm >:(

Talya: We are! I'm just cooler than you! >:3

Trace: Oooh! Are ya filming a movie in here or something?

Razor: Oh yeah! Say hi, Trace!

Trace: Howdy, Trace! Golly, We got the same name! Razor: No- Trace that's not... Nevermind- Razor: Talk to the people, Sage! Sage: Oh no no I couldn't possibly, I get quite camera shy-

Razor: That's a lie and you know it >:(

Sage: Alright alright, if you insist... Sage: For those unfamiliar, I am Sage, Sage Burr, of the esteemed Burr lineage, my noble family contributes to Knighton's ever-growing natural life, donating to numerous charities across the realm to help the needy, and blah blah blah blah yappity yap talkity talk rich boy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

*sage continues rambling, turning everyone homophobic*

[chimeracrewpride]

Let’s say we put Sage on a gay scale: a scale that measures homosexuality. And then we put several of your average gay men on the other side of the scale. How many gay men does it take to balance out the gay of Sage Gay?

Nothing can amount to his gay but it can be tamed 🐺🐺🐺

[chimeracrewpride]

How many dents does Trace have

Too many to keep track of! (Art by @merloksdigitaltoes)

[chimeracrewpride]

Don't listen to the haters cherry I like your pink hair </3

Someones a big fan of a certain someone else.

Art by @merloksdigitaltoes !

[chimeracrewpride]

Trace Tracemore on the wall, who’s the skibidiest of them all?

YOU.