#tangle-buddy

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WHY WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT I WAS ACTUALLY GLAD SOMEONE HAD JOINED

#TangleBuddy has joined the game!

PIMPKAT says: OH WELL.

PIMPKAT says: SLOW CLAPS, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE FIRST.

#TangleBuddy has left the game!

PIMPKAT says: (AND ALSO THANK YOU VERY MUCH)

PIMPKAT says: ...

PIMPKAT says: YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[huesofjadeharley]

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(( ,,, I'd write out a threatening message but???? I can't??? actually think of a legit reason Jade would be mad at your Jade,,, whoops. casually skips that one,,, ))

affectionate texts

hey there, alternate? i heard youve been really upset lately. im really sorry. but if theres anything i can do to help, feel free to ask!

youre a really great person, okay? dont listen to any of those anons!!!!!!

:*!!!!

[calamitygenerator]

unf??

If you snuck in my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[X] Cuddle with you

[] Be like wtf?

[X] Let you sleepover

[] Beat your ass

[] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

[X] Kiss you back (DON'T REALLY THINK I COULD HOLD MYSELF BACK ON THIS ONE...)

[X] Smile & laugh

[] Be shocked

[] Slap you

You are:

[X] Cute

[X] Adorable

[X] Pretty

[X] Beautiful

[] Okay

[X] Sexy

[] Hotass Motherfucker

[] Ew

I Would:

[X] Smash (HAVEN'T I ALREADY?)

[X] Pass (THEN AGAIN IT'D BE REALLY AWKWARD AND I'D REGRET IT LATER ON.)

[faeferi-blog]

❤ (come at me)

Jade.

Jade you listen to me.

And you listen LOUD AND GOOD.

YOU.

AR--------E.

CUT---------------------------------E.

PLATONIC <333333333333333333'S ALL AROUND.

[calamitygenerator]

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Drunk text.

JADE.

JAAAAAAADE

JADE I MISS YOU

I RLY RELLAY MSIS YOOU, OAY?

U SHOUD CME OVER.

PLEASE.

Unsent text (Timed back when they split up)

JADE

JADE I'M REALLY SORRY FOR DOING THAT.

I REGRET IT

I REGRET IT A LOT, YOU DON'T KNOW JUST *HOW* MUCH.

WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER RIGHT AWAY...

IF

IF YOU STILL FEEL LIKE IT, THAT IS.

Threatening message (Sent back when they still were dating)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JADE.

I REALLY REALLY NEED YOU AROUND MORE OFTEN, ALRIGHT?

I CAN'T DEAL WITH HOW MUCH I MISS YOU...

IF YOU DON'T COME OVER MORE OFTEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO...

DO SOMETHING BAD. LIKE... WELL, END IT. US.

I DON'T WANT TO BUT I REALLY NEED YOU AROUND MORE OFTEN.

JADE, PLEASE...

Loving message

JADE, EVEN IF I'M SORRY AND I TRULY REGRET WHAT I DID, I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU'RE ONE GREAT GIRL, PRETTY AND SMART, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE JUST AS GOOD AS I AM, IF NOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

YOU DESERVE IT.

I'M STILL GOING TO BE AROUND FOR YOU, THOUGH.

(:B

GOOD LUCK, BUCKY.

[faeferi-blog]

☠

> Sent when she and Karkat got together.

Jade if you don't make him smile every day I will shove my fist down your throat.

- BONUS -

> Sent when she and Karkat broke up.

Oh my god Jade, just say the word and I will DESTROY him.

[faeferi-blog]

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jaaadde

yknwo what

fuck that guy

letsn go get aome cake

uesssssssss

[calamitygenerator]

karkat are we still going out for coffee??

JADE, IS THAT YOU?

I HADN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE... HALF A SWEEP, MAYBE.

I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY WITH THE GOLD PLANET'S CONQUERING TO PLEASE HER EMPRESS, AND AS THE LEADER OF MY RACE'S ARMY I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF EVERY DETAIL SO THAT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOES WRONG.

SO, NO. NOT TODAY. YOU SHOULD ASK TOMORROW, THOUGH.