Oct 6, 2017
Iah: I make a Diplomacy check to bribe the beholder. I use the piece of gold-lead I picked up earlier. I roll 27.
DM: You fail.
Tanilia: On a 27?!
DM: Some things are simply not possible. You can’t bribe the beholder with his own trash!
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Iah: I make a Diplomacy check to bribe the beholder. I use the piece of gold-lead I picked up earlier. I roll 27.
DM: You fail.
Tanilia: On a 27?!
DM: Some things are simply not possible. You can’t bribe the beholder with his own trash!
Percy (ranger): “What if we mess with your experiment?” I push a vial off the table.
DM: Dammit, now I have the look up the stats for beholders. What’s your AC?
Tanilia: TPK, TPK.
Percy (ranger): I’m going to have to place you under arrest.
Tanilia: I’m going to have to help with that.
DM: The beholder rolls its eyes. Which is quite a sight to…behold.
Rubby: I’m going to pick up one piece of the grey-gold metal.
Mercedes: I’m going to pick up every other piece and put them in my pockets. What? They might be important. If this was a video game they’d be important.
Tanilia: Not necessarily. Have you ever played the Elder Scrolls IV? Calipers, everywhere.
Tanilia: I procure or create a light source from somewhere on my person.
DM: You pull out a sunrod.
Mercedes: From your butt.
DM: …That’s not a decision I can make.
Mercedes: Anyway, it’s Iah’s turn.
Tanilia: No, we’ve beaten the skill challenge.
DM: I mean, you didn’t finish it, but you found out all the information I have, so I don’t know why you need to continue. I guess you can just leave…
Mercedes: We’re supposed to be stopping the beholder!
DM: Oh yeah, the skill challenge is to stop the beholder! Continue!
Iah: I’m going to try to help carry Mercedes.
Mercedes: Iah, you’re my best friend!
Tanilia: Does that mean I’m not?
Mercedes: I’m not a lesbian, Tanilia.
Tanilia: And you’re not a gnoll, but I’m willing to compromise!
Tanilia: *struggling to support the drunk Mercedes* Actually, if I close my eyes, this is kind of nice.
Mercedes: Are you hitting on me, Tanilia?
Tanilia: Would I ever?
Mercedes: Is this because of my fur? *stares at DM*
DM: Yes.
Tanilia: *strokes arm* Mm, similar to a gnoll.