Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year. I go to work every day, I act nice and sane toward the general public and continue to love *fear*, serve, and provide a decent forever home for my lovely house cat who hates my guts and wouldn't hesitate to eat me even if she had a whole open bag of food right next to me (yes. That bitch). Anyways, please bless this grown-ass lady these ridiculous no brand transformers-ish toys that make me smile (if not some real transformers figures ~😘 ). :
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