#tarnickel

[valveplugconfessions]

Nickel/Tarn is underrated as fuck I like to believe Tarn is voluntarily celibate cus he wants to lose everything virginity he has to Megatron (it isn't happening) but he starts growing an attachment to Doc Cougar and I dunno lets her caress him and stick her fingers in his mouth to suck on pathetically and maybe he convinces himself her spike isn't big enough so it doesn't count if it doesn't break his seal

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[docvigne]

Another order from Twit! Good parents – good son ;> (with brick phone, yap) 📞

[singing-hills]

fingers in her valve

[orphans-songs]

(Reupload bcuz his design goes thru changes)

Tarn and Nickel's son and Gibbous's younger half-brother. Thought to perished during the battle at Rust Sea, only to emerge mysteriously after Tarn's takeover of Decepticons. Because of his rusted and destroyed T-Cog, Lazarus was assigned to become a medic (and part-time torturer) instead of a soldier. Other DJD members (including Nickel) are confused and surprised about Lazarus' survival, but when asked questions, Tarn refuses to answer.

Lazarus is known to be unusually kind and compassionate for a Decepticon, almost always seen smiling happily. Because of it, he can oddly soothe the heart of his patients. But that very smile can also strike fear into any mechs' spark whenever Tarn tasked his son on torture duty. Tarn also noted that his son is a true Decepticon at spark no matter how he presents himself. However, nobody truly knows whats going on inside Lazarus' processor.

Truly an enigma of a mech, just like his name.

[agentlove]

various humanformers sillys

[11092234]

GUYS, guys, GUYS, you don’t understand, nickel/tarn has me in a death grip. I’ve read all the fics on ao3 I NEED MORE OF THEM PLEASE. LIKE URGHGRHG. it’s so — imagine a cute medic w/ a foul mouth beating the shit out of a fanboy incel like CAN YOU IMAGINE THE POSSIBLITIES TARN COULD BE PEGGED BY A LITTLE FESITY THING

[valveplugconfessions]

Pregnant minibots with the sire being much larger than them is so hot and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. I like seeing the minibots belly swell with baby too damn big for their frame, ruining their figure. The best part is when that pregnant minibot becomes more needy with each gestation cycle and the large sire becomes coddling with their pregnant minibot partner, spoiling them with every needs be they extra energon or transfluid donation or cravings.

The birth is gonna be a nightmare but we don’t have to worry about that for now okay🩷yay

(Mostly thinking about tarnickel and grimbee with those ramblings but you can insert any of your comically large size difference ships there ❤️)

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[nitrobotic]

I'll talk shit about the comics until the cybercows come home but you mention Tarn and Nickel being cuties around me and I'm gonna melt into the floor