#tarnsaurus

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[kiyana3692]

Say hi if we can compare D1ck size in dm

[transingthoseformers]

“Deathsaurus is 2.5 seconds away from sweeping him off to his warworld away from the Great Cybertronian War”

Megatron: “i’ve heard you keep running into Prime’s lackeys lately.”

Deathsaurus: “yeah….haha….just you know….beating them up”

Meanwhile on the Autobot’s side

Optimus: *deep sigh* Damus we have been over this

Damus: “oh so you get to fuck Megatron but when I wanna sleep with the enemy, it’s a problem 😤”

Optimus: “wha-wha-what no no, that’s different”

😭😭😭😭 I mean

I meannnnnn

[valveplugconfessions]

I need Tarn to slowly ride someone while heavily pregnant. I don't care who it is - Megatron, Pharma, Deathsaurus, me - I just need him gently bouncing on someone's spike, whimpering because he wants to go faster, but whoever he's riding keeps reminding him to take it nice and slow ("You don't want to hurt our sparklings, do you?"), gently but firmly holding onto his hips and forcing him to edge himself on their spike until he cries.

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[smoked-salmon-official]

Tarn and deathsaurus should kiss

[brawlsbigbadonkers]

My fave tarnsaurus dynamic is strong/good leader deathsaurus and his loser yet Victorian gothic wife tarn <3

[whenyoulosesmallmind]

Tagged by @thefoulbeast!

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

I’m making this count as a “sam’s wip whenever”, so here are you subjected to the last lines I fiddled with from the date fic - no it’s not finished yet but I will! One day. Haven’t really had proper time/energy to write this last period, shush.

On the other side of the table, Deathsaurus takes a long exaggerated sip from his drink. His straw is tinted bright too, the same shade of brilliant blue of the windbreaker that’s draped on the back of his chair. Tarn thinks it an extremely kitsch piece of clothing but had precedently lost the opportunity to comment on it; he feels now so impotent and frustrated that he’s on the verge on bringing up the argument.

...not as many as the words, but I’m tagging: @visbs, @mocha-writes, @quenthel, @oldshittydog, @perkeleen-lavellan - not an obligation to participate, just if you feel like it <3

[artemis-prime-g1]

"Cont(r)act"

One from the vaults for you thirsty Tarnsaurus 'shippers.

2015, Prismacolor Pencil and Marker on 172# Canson hot press, 8″x10″ final size. Private Collection ( @warlordenfilade of course.)