#tartpromiscuous

[bifacialler]

So this is a small semi-sequel to this, titled “Lame saucy parents, and their “kids” who need to go the fuck to sleep already.”

Because really, you are her monster-husband that she married. What did you expect? (Kind reminder that I’m still trash and this can be considered nsfw)

In other notes: I imagine Stab-dad to be really skinny? like this is a nerd, ladies and gentlemen, a skinny nerd with a sunken chest and somewhat ok arms because of All the Books he had to lift. this man is not fit. He is an unfit middle age man. But who cares when you got glowing eyes, amirite???

[bifacialler]

For dear @tench, who is a joy, and makes me want to draw Nomura, I present the shitty comic from the land of I-can’t-draw-today about something that bothered me a bit.

(because dirty jokes and innuendoes are FUN and should be used more) 

(Walter you have horrible friends)

(JK I ADORE Nomura)

[suzie-guru]

Oh my fucking God, Ler, bless you and your cows and may your crops be ever plentiful. 

#TARTPROMISCUOUS IT IS!!!

[bifacialler]

After two weeks of stupid work experience and tons of other crap, i'm finally able to do what i love again:

Draw soft porn.

There is nothing i regret, especially when everything is green and wet. Ain't my color palette amazing.