Historia is a bisexual and you can eat my ass raw if you disagree.
there was clearly fucking chemistry between the two, which, OF COURSE THERE WAS. ISAYAMA MADE THIS SHIT SO FUCKING MULTISHIP COMPATIBLE, ITS INSANE HOW MUCH EVIDENCE YOU CAN FIND FOR ALMOST EVERY SHIP. EREN BLUSHED AT ANNIE TOO- also EreHisu does not mean YumiHisu not real. YumiHisu is good. I just love Hisu honestly.
also Hange (or, more accurate Romanization, Hansi) is nonbinary as fuck, has specifically been requested to be refered to by they/them or equal parts he/she and has never worn in dresses. Levi and Erwin were roommates 🤷 Mikasa and Jean had kids and got married (i will eat you if you try to argue that they didn’t, the evidence is so fucking bloated that its more pregnant than Mikasa was with Jean’s horsebaby.) Marco and Jean has ✨vibes™️✨ Eren and Mikasa had the situationship of all situationships and while Mikasa clearly loved him, Eren is confusing as fuck and clearly had better chemistry with Armin. (still, Canon though.)(also weird and incesty but whatever, ship your freak shit ig 😔 its canon so i can’t stop you.) Armin dating a girl who has been frozen in rock snd physically could not grow (her hair would have been longer if she grew in that crystal), and whom’s only mental stimuli was Hitch’s whining about boys (the torture Armin told Bertholdt about 😔) and Armin whining to her about also boys, or rather just one boy… or and also a lot of other things. Idk man, i know she was aware the whole time but thats not a conducive environment for mental growth, Armin… Armin i think- i think that might just be a 16 year old girl Armin. Please stop blushing at the 16 year old Armin. Armin please-
Okay what are some other controversial hard to swallow pills the fandom needs to realize….
uh, Pyxis was based off of a real world fascist and so was Erwin, which such because i love both of these characters 🫠
also aot is basically a rip off of norse mythology and the Rumbling is literally Ragnarok and it is absurd how little people actually talk about it because its so obvious once you start putting the pieces together.