Mar 8, 2021
anyone: *even remotely threatens yumeko*
Tatsumi: Would you like to see.... *draws his sword* The Kami??
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anyone: *even remotely threatens yumeko*
Tatsumi: Would you like to see.... *draws his sword* The Kami??
Yumeko: I'm a strong lady of this moon clan, i need no man
Tatsumi: I disagree and to prove it i wrote this 300 page novel to disprove you buut 280 pages of it can be summed up to 'i love you' and 'im clingy'
Yumeko: What are the other 20 pages?
Tatsumi: an intro and a thank you for reading im not a monster Yumeko.
(via Woman Holding Kevin Hart)
Yumeko: I’ve been dropping obvious hints that I like him.
Tatsumi: wow, he sounds like a total moron.
Yumeko: he’s not a moron, hes actually very smart! Hes just....really dense.
Tatsumi: Well Yumeko, try to be as obvious as possible, like you gotta hit the hammer on the head like ‘hey I love you!’
Yumeko: Very well, * deep breath* hey Tatsumi-san, I love you.
Tatsumi: See like that
Yumeko: ….
Tatusmi. Yumeko, if you can’t figure it out then you might want to consider that they’re too dumb for you
Yumeko: *Internal screaming*
Yumeko: Please for me
Tatsumi: Don't do that
Yumeko: Do what?
Tatsumi: You think every time you go 'please for me' you'll get what you want. it works every other time but not this time.
Yumeko: Please for me
Tatsumi: Okay
Tatsumi: Yumeko is so pretty....
Tatsumi: Yumeko is so pretty and navie and sweet
Tatsumi: Wait a second, Yumeko will be drinking Sake alone with Okame a vile evil Rurouni
Tatsumi:
Tatsumi: Whatever, i don't care
ahsihaiashiah so i was rereading shadow fox and its funny to read Tatsumis pov cause it goes along the lines of this
‘yumeko is beautfuil. shes very pretty, wait, yumeko what are you doing around that evil man?? gods shes pretty and naive but i literally couldne’t care less but gods shes pretty’
Tatsumi boi! We need to talk bout your ‘tsun’ side, frankly it sucks. youre so obvious its adorble
AAAAAA i miss them so much i might do an actually reread
(via Epic Handshake)