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Taylor Doose in GILMORE GIRLS 3.06 | Take the Deviled Eggs...
GILMORE GIRLS | 2.17
—i can fix him (no really i can)
pairing: jess mariano x fem!doose!reader
summary: jess got into another fight and you're about to clean his wounds, but he has other plans, tired of always answering your questions
warnings: kissing, making out, sexual remarks, allusions to sex
note: this was so fun to write and my first jess mariano fic, so please be gentle guys!!
If I had the time (I don't! But if I did!) I'd love to write a full parody of Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart from the perspective of Taylor Doose as he's been slowly driven mad from guilt over murdering Harry, the former Mayor of Stars Hollow, and hiding the body under the floor. He finally reaches his zenith of paranoia when some punk kid draws a fake murder scene chalk outline outside of his store, and the climax would be him yelling, "Tear up the floor tiles! Here! Here!" I just think it would be really great, haha.
Gilmore Girls (2000 - 2007) s02e17 - Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Green With Envy, My Favorite Color
Chapter Seven: Rory's Birthday Parties
Pairing: Tristin Dugray x Adelaide Gilmore, Jess Mariano x Adelaide Gilmore
Summary: Addy Gilmore never noticed how much her sister envied her. To Addy, Rory was the perfect child. The one who studied like it was as necessary as breathing. The golden child of Stars Hollow that everybody loved like their own. She never noticed the lingering frowns or the flicker of jealousy in her sister's eye. Not until Jess came to town.
Word Count: ~1k
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Danes Family Diaries. Jess Meets Taylor Doose.
Prev Vignettes:
Jess Gets A Name ~~Jess Is Two~~Luke Reaches Out ~~ Jess Meets Babette ~~ Jess Has Breakfast
Luke escorted Jess outside. It was a lovely Saturday in late spring, and the town was busy and humming with activity. It wasn't peak tourist season-that was usually in the fall, when the leaf peepers arrived in en masse- but they were beginning to slither into town as summer loomed ahead. "Today is an important day Jess. I'm going to teach you how to be a true Stars Hollowan. Think of yourself as a soldier. Your battlefield? Main Street. What's one of the most important rules of war? Know your enemy. That is Taylor Doose." Just A few paces later, Luke and Jess reached Doose's Market next door. The bell above the door jangled. Taylor was in an impassioned debate with a young girl who wanted to sell girl scout cookies in front of his store. "Mr Doose, my cookie sales won't siphon customers away from your store. You don't sell Thin Mints. Why would you not want the extra business?" "Young lady, I do not want anything being siphoned into or out of my store! I don't want a gaggle of sugar addicted zombies roaming my carefully arranged aisles, desperately looking for their next sweet fix that I cannot provide!" "Fine Mr. Doose, I will just ask my mom to drive me to the new Kmart in Hartford, and I'll sell my cookies there!" She turned heel and walked out the door past Luke and Jess. Luke could read Taylor like a book, and he knew nothing pissed him off more than hearing about people shopping anywhere but in his precious Stars Hollow. Especially a big box department store. This kid already knows how to push Taylor's buttons. She's going places, Luke chuckled. "And what do you find so amusing about all of this, Lucas?" Taylor huffed. "That new Kmart is going to run you out of town Taylor." "Well, I'd like to see The Kmart provide the exceptional quality and customer service that I provide here at Doose's Market, and..." He looked down and realized Luke had a child in tow. "What is that?" Taylor looked aghast. He reached for a broom, intending to shoo this small child out of his place of business like he was a stray cat. "I'm Jess," he said quietly, looking slightly terrified. "He's Liz's kid, I'm babysitting today... Do you really need to get the broom out Taylor? He's just a baby. He's not a hooligan. Or whatever you're calling "The Kids" these days." "All little boys grow up to be hooligans who loiter in my store and cause unending chaos!" "Taylor, no teenagers have ever come into your damn supermarket to bother you. They all leave town and go to Hartford. I never hung out here. Although back in 10th grade, me and my pal Rich were bored one night and we decided to toilet paper your house." Taylor's eyes narrowed. "That was YOU?" Taylor gasped. Jess giggled. "Oh, you should have seen it Jess. Taylor was so mad! He came out in his underwear screaming at us, but we ran away and he never caught us! There was toilet paper everywhere! It took him hours to collect it all! He was on his roof picking up toilet paper!" Soon Jess and Luke were both laughing hysterically. "Young man, your uncle never laughs," Taylor huffed at Jess, "Except now, and of course it's at my expense!" "Toilet paper! Toilet paper!" Jess repeated over peals of laughter. Taylor grimaced and went to grab his broom again. "Do not steal anything!" He shouted after them as Luke escorted Jess down an aisle. "Let me teach you another important life lesson Jess. Well, two of them. One. It's okay to steal food from a store if you need to feed your family. Two. It's okay to steal from a store if the shopkeeper is a jerkass like Taylor Doose. And here's another thing. We all think Taylor cheats on his taxes. He has a home on Cape Cod he shouldn't able to afford." "I HEARD THAT." Taylor yelled over the shelves. "Doesn't exactly sound like you're denying it," Luke shouted back. What do little kids eat? Mac and Cheese? Grilled cheese? Something with cheese? Chicken nuggets? I'm not going to feed him food from a box. My wallet's a little thin right now. I didn't realize I'd be taking a crash course in child nutrition and psychology today.
The Gilmore Girls biggest fault is ruining already established great characters. Very long ramble and its just my opinion. Please read and tell me your thoughts but be nice!
Dean
Dean was a great character in the beginning! He was a dreamy, slightly mysterious, new kid from Chicago who worked on cars. His initial attraction to Rory is because of how intently she reads, Lane says he is thrilled when he hears Rory has been accepted to the prestigious private school Chilton. Then the writers dumb him down, Rory’s love of books bores him, he doesn’t care about her pursuit of an Ivy League education, he cheats on his wife with Rory.
Jess
Now I do really like Jess but his character was basically just an edgier version of Deans original character. Dreamy new boy from New York, mysterious, and he also notices how much Rory likes to read, but he likes reading too. However, to set them apart Jess has an attitude and is mischievous. Jess makes it known he has a thing for Rory pretty much since he’s introduced (Like Dean). It makes Jess look like a jerk. Since he’s literally encouraging Rory to leave her boyfriend for him. Then they do get into a relationship! Jess’s attitude just grows and grows. Some of his actions towards Rory are inexcusable. Then ✨poof✨ he just disappears. Jess was a complex character with a bad past, the show really could have leaned into that. We could have seen more character growth. But nope! (Also side note I think Jess and Paris would have been a great couple)
Marty
Marty was a funny new guy Rory meets at college. We first see him when He and Rory show up extra early to their first class (showing one of their similarities). Then, his first introduction is Rory finding him butt naked in front of her dorm. (My personal favorite introduction). He also has a slightly similar financial situation as Rory. While yes Rory’s grandparents have money Rory doesn’t. What money she gets from Emily and Richard comes with strings. Marty is always working odd jobs to help put him through school. He isn’t a trust fund kid and while I think Rory has a trust fund. She does know what its like not to have money. Lets not forget Lorelai and Rory lived in a shed! (But yeah Rory is pretty spoiled by the end) They have similar sense of humors and they like the same movies! He was really sweet (also cute) and he was a perfect new friend for Rory. But Noooo, he just had to have feelings for her. Then, he disappears for like 3? seasons and pops up like 2 more times.
Paris
Paris was a highly competitive, extremely smart, and witty student. (Also slightly a bitch but love her though). Paris and Rory pushed each other to do better in their classes. We find out though Paris is more than just a strong student. She has home life issues and struggles with self esteem. She also has had a long time crush on cute classmate Tristian. There is some focus on Paris’s issues with self-esteem especially when she meets Jamie and she mentions her bad home life. But, her home life is treated more or less as an ongoing joke. I think Paris’s issues should have been taken more seriously. Especially when she goes to Yale after her breakdown when she isn’t accepted into Harvard. But, when Paris goes to Yale she’s basically just a joke. Her issues are solved by her obsession with arts and crafts? She still has anger issues and takes control over things. Like the newspaper and then CHEATS on her great boyfriend Jamie. I don’t have anything really against Doyle. Im just not a fan of how they did Paris’s character.
Lane
Its pretty universally agreed that Lane was done wrong. Lane was a great kid! The show really could have done so much more with Lane’s religious trauma. Also, with the fact Lane gets kicked out. Not to mention the Dave situation. AMAZING boyfriend Dave. I get it the actor left to star in The OC but Zach? Why not add a new member to the band? Create a nice new character, maybe a member of a different band thats playing at the same placed they are. But Nope! She marries Zach, has an awful experience with sex, then gets pregnant with twins. Zach slept around plenty before Lane, you’d think he would be better with birth control. 🤷🏻♀️
That’s enough rambling for now.