#tbh same though

[bibannana]

"Ventress could step on me and I would thank her." - Quinlan Vos

[summerdazed]

@jurinki

This made me think of you<3

[mechabones]

Gavin, hoping he’ll get Nines’ blazer: I’m cold:(

Nines: My scans show your core temperature to be perfectly normal considering the time of day, Detective. You should not being feeling cold unless you are unwell. Are you unwell, Detective?

Connor: Nines, I think he wanted you to give him your jacket. Humans find it to be a romantic gesture.

Nines: Why would I give him my jacket when he has his own? Not to mention that it would be false as he is not an android, therefo-

Connor & Gavin simulantiously: y’know what? Never mind.

[stuff-the-rebellion-said]

Mario: Just discovered a trick! If you make lasagna but don’t cut it, you can eat the whole pan and say you only ate one slice.

Mario, an hour later: Do not do this.

[addicted-with-some-pens-blog]

Headcannon: 2D is worse than a cat

2D is worse than a cat. -It took just one time for you to screw yourself over; when he sat in the floor and you on the couch during one of the band’s movie nights and you started playing with his hair; now he chooses to sit on the floor in front of you every time. If you don’t start up he literally takes your hand and places it on your head. If you stop, he’ll move his head a bit or clear his throat and you’ll be reminded to keep it going. -If it’s just you and him on the couch he’ll lie down with his head in your lap expecting you to play with his hair or scratch at his head. Sometimes if you give him a temple massage and run your fingers over his eyelids gently, or gently rub the bridge of his nose he’ll fall asleep, giving your hands a break. -You help him a lot like this when he has his migraines. When he could tell that he’s about to have a migraine he’ll pop a pill and go straight to you then he’ll lead you to the couch without saying a word.

[overboss]

[polka-spots]

Honestly I'd trust my best friend with my life but not with my soul because I feel like she'd sell it to the devil for half a chip.

[jusadode-blog]

I’m glad Iggy got fucking wrekt, bitch ass ugly dog with a gross ass baby face.