Mars and Saturn's son Suihei "Mercury", and Cyrus and Jupiter's twin daughters, Kaneko "Venus" and Chika "Gaia"
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Mars and Saturn's son Suihei "Mercury", and Cyrus and Jupiter's twin daughters, Kaneko "Venus" and Chika "Gaia"
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Cyrus: the stars are beautiful tonight
Jupiter: yeah
Cyrus: you know what else is beautiful
Jupiter, blushing: what?
Cyrus: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space
source: @/rosadiazh
What's the story behind Jupiter/Cyrus (are there feeling involved?) and what ends up happening to their kid?
Jupiter (real name Giulia Firsov) held feelings for her boss for quite some time, though she was fairly certain that Cyrus didn’t, and would never reciprocate. All the same, towards the end of the DPPt plotline, when it looked like Team Galactic’s plans would be a success, Jupiter decided that it was now or never and she might as well see if Cyrus was interested. Surprisingly, he accepted and agreed to engage in a one-night-stand, no strings attached. In Cyrus’ perspective, because he was about to remake the world into his perceived ideal image, that would require sacrifices from his commanders, so he would indulge in their ‘last wishes’ even if he did not understand the appeal. As such, the feelings were one sided on Jupiter’s part, but she was never under the illusion that they would be anything but one-sided. What she didn’t account for was not only to have her boss disappear into the distortion world, not only for Team Galactic to fall apart and for her to be arrested, but on top of it all, find out that she was pregnant with Cyrus’ child after being arrested.Callisto Firsov was born in the Sinnoh Regional Penitentiary and his mother wanted very little to do with him. To Giulia (no longer Jupiter now that Galactic was done for), Callisto was just a reminder of her failures and mistakes that led to her incarceration. When he was around 18 months old, Callisto was placed into the foster system, where he would spend the remainder of his childhood being bounced from foster home to foster home, never staying at the same place for more than a few months. While some of Callisto’s foster families were genuinely invested in giving him a good home, plenty were far from ideal, and he learned from a young age that trusting others, especially adults, was dangerous and that he was better off taking care of himself. This also led to Callisto become involved with illegal and dangerous activities, including joining a gang when he was in his mid teens. Callisto skipped school frequently and had little interest in considering future careers aside from keeping himself afloat. He befriended a few pokémon, most significantly his starter and partner, Maestro the Skuntank, but many of the pokémon battles he engaged in were the kind that weren’t just for fun or sport, but posed a serious danger to both the trainer and pokémon. Callisto never saw himself having any other life than his half-on half-off the streets lifestyle living day to day, but following a run in with the law and a betrayal by a former ally that left him almost dead, he decided to turn his life around.Callisto may not have regularly attended school growing up, but he was still quite a smart kid, so by buckling down and studying, as well as getting help from a local organization that supports people like him looking to help themselves, he was able to get in with a scholarship to the local Hearthome Community College, where he began to study social work, in the hopes of helping those with difficult backgrounds, who were let down by the system, like himself. One of his preferred study spots as a student (when he wasn’t sneaking in flashcards to one of his part-time jobs) was in the library at Hearthome Institute of Technology, one of Sinnoh’s top universities. He found that the environment there tended to be quieter and better for his own studying needs, even if he wasn’t a student. It was while studying there one afternoon that he first met Ceres, who was a student at HIT majoring in mathematics. The two struck up a conversation and hit it off, exchanging numbers and starting a ‘study buddy’ relationship that didn’t take too long to turn romantic. When Ceres found out that Callisto had no idea who his birth parents were, she encouraged him to track them down, so he could at least know and the two were pretty surprised to find out that his mother had been a top member of Team Galactic, especially since of Ceres’ fathers also used to be a member (Sasha Severny aka Saturn), though she encouraged her boyfriend to keep that a secret. Callisto decided to send a letter to his mother, who was out of prison at this point and living in Solaceon, just to reach out and let her know what was going on his life, but also since he was curious about his father, as he wasn’t mentioned in any of the records he and Ceres managed to access. Giulia still wasn’t very interested in meeting her son, but she did tell him that his father was former Galactic leader Cyrus. This lead to a whole other round of searching as Callisto and Ceres tried to figure out what had happened to the man, eventually tracking him down (through dubiously legal methods) to Twinleaf, where he was living with his sister and brother-in-law. Callisto reached out to Johanna about who he was and if she and her brother were at all interested in keeping in touch, whereupon Johanna paid for tickets to get her newfound nephew (and his girlfriend) out to meet her. Cyrus was surprised but fairly accepting that he had a son, and though Callisto never grows extremely close with his father, he does form a strong relationship with his aunt, uncle, and cousin.Callisto completes his degree and gets a job working for an organization that helps support children in foster care (keeping siblings together, trying not to move them around as much, finding good foster parents, etc). Ceres graduates with excellent grades and starts out as an information scientist for a local research group, though later decides she’d rather pursue her childhood dream of becoming a professional pokémon trainer, which she excels, eventually becoming the Hearthome Gym Leader with a specialty in poison-types, though she still keeps up with her passion for numbers as a part-time job (and by incorporating math puzzles into her Gym design). Callisto and Ceres are eventually married and have a daughter together in 3637 named Proserpina (or Pina for short) and are both very happy!
Jupiter: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Cyrus: That’s physically impossible.
Jupiter: *cups Cyrus' face* Are you sure?
Cyrus: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.
source: @/incorrect-quote-templates
Psst if you have time throw me some tbh shipping hcs
TBHSHIPPING HEADCANONS
Because how can I resist? Also sorry for the lateness bro. I have no excuses teehee
(You can thank the Pet Shop Boys for half of these thoughts lol.)
Their first meeting had been anything but a normal one, which is in a way normal for these sort of ships.
Jupiter was essentially homeless after getting kicked out by her father at 16 but she made due by sleeping from couch to couch. A year later, she was left her father’s debts after he died. Two jobs didn’t cut it and she found herself doing sex work (which IS work don’t fucking fight me on this).
9 years later found Cyrus as a 20 year old in his final year of his master’s degree, at the end of his rope and with a blossoming opioid addiction to accompany his spiralling alcoholism. He had recently sold some patents and built himself a nice cushion after paying off his remaining debt for school and investing in stocks lol. One less thing to stress about.
You know what can release stress? Sex. You know what he was adverse to? Sex. Do you think he forced himself to engage in it in the name of “relaxation”? Absolutely. No, this isn’t healthy and I do not recommend it.
Along with feeding his addictions, he began to channel money into a series of affairs with either single pringles, married women, and sex workers. One such woman was Jupiter herself.
They clicked like no other, but she wasn’t going to let it be that easy. He wouldn’t just come into her life and Pretty Woman her like some unrealistic movie. She teased him. Led him on. Made him know that he was just another client, just a way to pay the bills and have a little fun. Didn’t let him too close. Didn’t want to let him down.
This man didn’t know when to quit. One night he popped the question and she just. Laughed. She wouldn’t give up her life for him, especially as he was ruining his own.
Oddly drawn to and inexplicably obsessed with this woman, he checked into a rehab facility at 22 and began to expand his up and coming company. This began to shift from a way of winning her over to something just for him. Renewed by this cat and mouse relationship and a certain broadcast from Hoenn, he had found a purpose and moved past his wallowing.
After the fifth time asking, she said yes. No longer would she be marrying a corpse.
The wedding was quick and private since neither of them had any family to invite to a fancy wedding anyways. She still picked out a dress tho lol. It looked like the one in the “November Rain” music video teehee.
Their marriage really was a bit more platonic than romantic, and the political bonuses didn’t hurt either, of which included less advances from other people for both of them, no accusations of homosexuality for either of them (important in a conservative country), no further risk of Jupiter being discriminated against in the future, and tax benefits. Jupiter was finally able pay off her father’s debts after 11 years and afford various transitional and cosmetic surgeries to boot.
They were celebrated as the perfect couple. Young, rich, beautiful. They gave money to and founded charities, took part in activism, and made their mark on Sinnoh.
Life was good.
Was.
The Spear Pillar Incident definitely put a strain on their relationship. She never suspected that his motive behind bettering himself was such an extreme, hairbrained scheme and she no longer knew how to deal with that side of him.
They took a break while she was on the run and he was legally declared dead after a declaration by the protagonist and Cynthia.
A year later Cyrus leaves the Distortion world at the insistence of the protagonist. He and Jupiter are able to hash out their differences and they ride off into the sunset, happily ever after, the end.
Other miscellaneous headcanons about these beauties:
He comes up to her boobies teehee.
Contemporary jazz over the intercom? Her thing. He fucking hates jazz.
She’s super into PDA mainly because Cyrus’s reactions are golden.
Neither is the jealous type but both are low key protective of each other.
Almost never say they love each other. Just ain’t their thang. Neither is cuddling so no big spoon/little spoon, sorry folks.
She fuckign hates children lol. Cyrus is neutral towards them and treats three year olds like legit adults.
She steals his clothes but can’t stretch them out bc he always buys clothes like ten sizes too big.
Tenderest sex. Puts filet mignon to shame.
Jupiter: we need to go
Cyrus: I’m busy
Jupiter: *L I F T S*
Probably go on runs together.
Both are heavy drinkers. She likes them fruity drinks while he drinks straight vodka and probably everclear lol.
She’s the one that pushes them to be healthier then stuffs her face with junk food at 2 am.
She thinks he doesn’t know.
He knows.
He never learned to drive and she rips on him so hard. What a man child.
Pokemon Next Gen (Ranch Helpers): Arche Akagi
Arche is the son of Cyrus and Jupiter. Sometime before Cyrus would put his plan into action, he called Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter to his office and wanted Mars and Jupiter to carry his children so that in case his plan fails his offspring would carry out his plan. What they didn’t count on was the fact that all three kids didn’t seem to be interested in carrying out Cyrus’ vision of a perfect world and would rather spend their time as normal kids. It wasn’t until the three of them met Chetari and Hestia and they also became part of Chetari’s ranch. Arche is the middle child of the Galactic siblings, so he often feels like he has to stand out from Janus who’s the leader, and Helia who’s the infiltrator. Arche is often the one who looks up information about their enemies and will let Janus know if he finds any weaknesses, Arche also helps train with the recovering Pokemon to help them get ready to be released into the wild. Much like his mother, Arche is quick to act in any situation which is helpful for when there are attacks on the ranch, it’s a trait that everyone is thankful for. Arche also knows hand to hand combat and is the one who taught his half-siblings as well as Chusi because she wished to get stronger.
His Pokemon:
Stunky- Stunky is the daughter of Jupiter’s Skuntank. Like her father, Stunky is very loyal to Arche, and just like her trainer, she’s quick to act in a situation such as if a baby Pokemon is falling, she’ll quickly catch them before they hit the ground. Stunky is also very close to other Pokemon on the ranch, especially the Pokemon who hatch from eggs and he often acts as the babysitter for them, she also is the main protector of the baby Pokemon thanks to her natural ability to spray a foul-smelling fluid at the attacker to make them run away or faint. Stunky is also laid back, often sleeping when she isn’t needed or when the Pokemon in the nursery are having their nap but if she hears the slightest bit of danger or if Arche calls for her, she will wake up immediately and rush to her trainer’s side. She has a sibling-like bond with Janus’ Croagunk and Helia’s Glameow, the three of them always hang out together and they work perfectly together if they happen to be battling against someone. She wears a white bandanna around her neck and is often seen outside of her Pokeball.
Caught in a Pokeball.
Ability is Aftermath.
Moves are Poison Gas, Night Slash, Explosion, Sucker Punch, Shadow Claw, Sludge Bomb, Flamethrower, Foul Play, Crunch, and Venoshock.
Amoonguss- Arche caught Amoonguss while he was on a walk to Stunky, he thought that an Amoonguss would be perfect for the ranch’s defense so he quickly caught him. Amoonguss is rather easy-going, preferring to just lay back and relax instead of actually doing anything that requires him to move. However, when there is a time to attack he’ll often use his spores to either stun, poison or put his enemies to sleep, depending on what he wants to do or what Arche tells him to do. Amoonguss is basically the distraction and will hinder his opponents in any way possible, he also is great at working with his allies to help them by healing them.
Caught in an Ultra Ball.
Ability is Effect Spore.
Moves are Stun Spore, Spore, Poison Powder, Solar Beam, Synthesis, Giga Drain, Nature Power, Pollen Puff, Sludge Bomb, and Grassy Terrain.
Weavile- Arche caught Weavile after having a tough battle against him and his pack of Sneasel. After Weavile was caught, the pack scattered and Weavile was very upset that he had lost his pack. However, he took the leadership role after getting a good look at the ranch and seeing the potential with all of the Pokemon in the ranch. Weavile is a natural-born leader, he also knows all kinds of tactics that he’ll go over with the other Pokemon on the ranch when they’re under attack by someone. Weavile also looks out for everyone on the ranch, acting as a leader and an older brother figure to others, he shows a bit of tough love to the others but he will also be comforting to them, giving them encouragement when they need it. He sees the Pokemon on the ranch as his new pack and is quick to protect and help them out. Aside from protecting them, Weavile will also use his attacks to make it so that no one can get to the ranch, mostly by making the ground slippery.
Caught in an Ultra Ball.
Ability is Pressure.
Moves are Ice Beam, Quick Attack, Agility, Night Slash, Ice Punch, Metal Claw, Triple Axel, Icicle Crash, Foul Play, and Avalanche.
lipstick smooch marks are the cutest
Heck, TBHshipping
Who cooks: Cyrus does, usually.Who does the laundry and other chores: Both of them take care of different chores.How many children do they have: One son.Who’s more dominant: Jupiter.Favorite nonsexual activity: Reading together in comfortable silence.Their favorite place to be together: Idk, home???Any traditions: None that I can think of.Their “song”: I can think of plenty for them, but I think this beauty is the best one.What they do for each other on holidays: *shrug* I don’t really see them doing anything special for those things.Where did they go for their honeymoon: I don’t… think they’d go on one, actually?Where did they first meet: At a Team Galactic recruitment center, pro’lly.Any pets: The closest thing they really have to a “pet pokemon” is a Cleffa/Clefairy that Dawn traded to Cyrus. (I also like the idea of Jupiter having an Inkay that’s basically her spoiled lil’ baby, so I guess that could count too?)What do they fight over: uuuuuhhh I dunnoDo they go on vacations, if so where: They’re not really vacation people, I don’t think.
SOME OF THESE WERE SURPRISINGLY HARD