#tchnursesstation

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You guys are never gonna guess who just walked in to the ER lobby.

Fuck it. It’s Flambae. He’s like so fucking confused right now. Saying that he has to clock in for work. He doesn’t work here. He’s running a fever of 110 which is like 105 for people without fire powers. Justin is walking into the lobby as I am typing this. So we are admitting him to the hospital for safe keeping. He is being put in our infectious disease unit as this is quite literally the super flu. I thought all of the new psych patients would be the worst thing of the night.

ER Nurse Ophelia

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A message to SDN

Tell me why I am sitting on my couch watching the Great British Bake off with Flambae, and I get a call about him missing work. It had been cleared by HR that he will be back tomorrow. Also my home phone should not be how you are contacting Flambae, he has a cell phone.

Justin

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I'm bored out of my mind, so I tuned into Flambae and Justin's twitch stream. Turns out the two are really good at cooking and they edit recipes from cooking shows to make them better. Also, Justin offered $100 dollars to the person who stays after date four with Flambae. They also have different approaches to talking with the chat. It is very funny to watch the two interact outside of the hospital. I think after they cook, they are going to react to an episode of Great British Bake Off. They let the viewers vote on what they watch and then at the end they explain and provide recipes for what they would have cooked if they were on the show.

Will

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So, Chad does not know this, but Nashoba has a friend who works for the LA Kings. He managed to get us tickets for the game on New Years Day. The whole family is going to watch the Kings play the Lightning in one of the boxes. So not only are we going to watch the Kings play we will be sitting in some of the VIP seats. So, Chad's first hockey game is going to be an experience.

Jacklyn

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Can someone tell Puddleboy (I don't care enough to learn some hero's names) to wear rain boots when he enters the hospital. I just watched Will fucking eat the floor after walking near the dude. It made the kids laugh at least. I just don't want to slip and fall when I am getting the supplies to prepare the OR.

Nurse Jack

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I wish I recorded it, but Justin just threw his phone across the break room. SDN HR called him and basically said that they are putting Flambae and Waterboy in time out by making them shadow nurses in the hospital. This means he actually has to do something during his first break of the night shift. I can’t wait to see which one of the three breaks first. My bet is Waterboy, but maybe Justin will drag Flambae by the ear through the hospital.

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So uhm… Flambae and Punch Up got into a fight and Punch Up used his ‘Special Move’. Flambae is screaming about how he can’t have kids and needs to see you guys. Do I tell him to Fuck off or actually take him to y’all?

Have you ever wanted to see Flambae get put in his place? No, well too bad. I just finished my 12 hour shift and I will be on my way. Also what is he talking about. “Never gonna have kids after this” my ass. He is too gay for that shit anyway. I should know, he has lived with me for 21 years.

God fucking damn it.

-Charge Nurse Justin

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So Nashoba’s mother flew in today and she brought gifts for everyone. This is the first time I have gotten a gift from a parental figure since I was 21. She gave me some beadwork that she made herself. It is a medallion that is also a hair clip. She told me that I was part of her family now. I just cried. This holiday season I have just been a cry baby, but it is for a good reason. I finally feel like I belong with my family.

Chad